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It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Heres some LA law... It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. You may not hunt moths under a street light. It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. Edited by Teh Ricer Civic!
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Jeez, even the livestock have chauffeurs in Hollywood. :rolleyes:
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Redlands... Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. LOUISIANA It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. New Orleans... You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. Condoms may not be thrown from parade floats during Mardi Gras. Snakes are not allowed within 200 yards of the Mardi Gras parade route. It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits. “Mardi Gras Beads” may not be thrown from a third story window. Chasing fish in a city park is against the law. One may not host a game of marbles at Lafayette Square unless he or she first obtains a written permit from the parkway and park commission. Horses may not be tied to a tree on a public highway. it is illegal to plant a tree in any city park. Fixing electric wires to trees is illegal. Don’t try to do any kind of fancy bicycle riding in this town. All riders must keep at least one hand on the wheel at all times. Sulphur Laws LA: Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed. It is illegal to have sex with a cow. It is illegal to be an alcoholic. (sorry satty) Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal. Edited by Teh Ricer Civic!
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I'm not allowed to stab anyone I dont like in the face with a screwdriver, thats a pretty stupid law.
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According to law, it is illegal to breed horses within 150 yards of a highway or in front of women and childen.

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:lol: Permantly scared :lol:

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It is illegal to be an alcoholic. (sorry satty)

Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.

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Damn....and does that mean no phone sex?
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West Chester Law: it is illegal to urinate in public, unless is is on a friday or saturday between the hours of 2am-5am, in an alleyway but not on a building
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In North Carolina, it's illegal for unmarried men and women to cohabitate together. Of course, nobody enforces it.
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In North Carolina, it's illegal for unmarried men and women to cohabitate together.  Of course, nobody enforces it.

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Kind of surprising, that could probably be a great source of revenue. Fine people $50 the first time, $100 the second time and so on. As long as they dont include jail time, people will pay, the cities will make money and the great cycle of the government sucking continues.
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California * Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. * Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. * Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. * Bathhouses are against the law. * In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs. * No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. * Women may not drive in a house coat. * It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Arcadia * Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. Alhambra * You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. Baldwin Park * Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Belvedere * City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Blythe * You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Burlingame * It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. Carmel * Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor) * Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. Chico * Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Downey * It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995). Hollywood * It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Lafayette * You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. Lodi * It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". Lompoc * It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. Long Beach * It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. * Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. Los Angeles * Toads may not be licked. * You may not hunt moths under a street light. * It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. * You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. * Zoot suits are prohibited. * It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. * It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. Ontario * Roosters may not crow in the city limits. Pacific Grove * Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. Palm Springs * It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. Pasadena * It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. Prunedale * Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. Redlands * Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. Riverside * One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. San Diego * The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. * It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. San Francisco * Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. * Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. * It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. * It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. San Jose * It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595 Santa Monica * You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. Temecula * Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
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San Francisco

    * Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

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I really like this one. It should be adopted everywhere. Edited by Croc
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I love Chico Chico * Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
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I love Chico

Chico

* Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

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of course you can detonate it outside city limits.

also in Utah, while its legal to posess nuclear weapons, its illegal to detonate them.
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Nick: love the sig. Ocn: :lol: as usual Satty: Forget the screwriver, a steak knife works much better. Down inot the eyeball and twist.
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I've always thought the public intoxication law was dumb. So a drunk dude is stumbling down the sidewalk...whose he hurting, exactly? I also think marijuana should be legalized. Its far less deadly than the two most LEGAL drugs on the market, alcohol and nicotine.
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I've always thought the public intoxication law was dumb.  So a drunk dude is stumbling down the sidewalk...whose he hurting, exactly?

I also think marijuana should be legalized.  Its far less deadly than the two most LEGAL drugs on the market, alcohol and nicotine.

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I agree. But then again I'm a Libertarian, so what the fuck do I know about anything?
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Maybe they want to protect the drunk dudes from themselves. And perhaps they want to protect their city's rep where tourists are concerned.

I agree about the marijuana thing vis-a-vis alcohol and nicotine.
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Public drunk law is fine, the way an officer might want to interpret a givin situation should show disgression. No legalizing weed ! Some things are sacred ! They just need to get off the urine test crap. Coke head or crackhead is one thing, high on the job is BS but being scoped for weekend puffers is almost Nazi and that comming from me! lol! Maybe we could get national health care from taxs on refers, yarite ! just throw her in the "general fund"
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Get ready on may, cause its SteelMark month!!! May is "Steelmark Month" in which all citizens should observe with the appropriate ceremonies and activities.
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As long as it doesn't involve a public erection in Illinois.

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or fishing from the back of a giraffe or cammel in Idaho..
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