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Oracle of Delphi

Nasty Meals! - Bull Penis

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Intrepidation    848

Bull$h! I say...oh wait, that's for dessert...served chilled in a pudding dish or slightly hardened and cut into warm, moist squares. Chocolate shakes are available as well...

Hey, they're in the area, might as well knock on the back door for dessert.

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staceface    0

okay so a traveller goes into a restaurant and notices the man next to him with a very exotic dish. He asks the waiter what the guy is eating and could he try some? The waiter says the dish is only available once a day, as it is the penis and testicles of the loser of todays bull fight. The man says he is a tourist leaving soon, and could he try the dish tomorrow? The waiter tells him that tomorrows dish will be reserved for him. The next day he charges back to the restaurant, and has the tastiest meal of his life. On his way out, he says to the waiter that the meal was excellent, there's just one thing, the meal the other guy had the day before looked a lot bigger. The waiter says "ah, yes, but sometimes the bull wins!"

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ZL-1    160

okay so a traveller goes into a restaurant and notices the man next to him with a very exotic dish. He asks the waiter what the guy is eating and could he try some? The waiter says the dish is only available once a day, as it is the penis and testicles of the loser of todays bull fight. The man says he is a tourist leaving soon, and could he try the dish tomorrow? The waiter tells him that tomorrows dish will be reserved for him. The next day he charges back to the restaurant, and has the tastiest meal of his life. On his way out, he says to the waiter that the meal was excellent, there's just one thing, the meal the other guy had the day before looked a lot bigger. The waiter says "ah, yes, but sometimes the bull wins!"

:rotflmao:

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Z-06    493

okay so a traveller goes into a restaurant and notices the man next to him with a very exotic dish. He asks the waiter what the guy is eating and could he try some? The waiter says the dish is only available once a day, as it is the penis and testicles of the loser of todays bull fight. The man says he is a tourist leaving soon, and could he try the dish tomorrow? The waiter tells him that tomorrows dish will be reserved for him. The next day he charges back to the restaurant, and has the tastiest meal of his life. On his way out, he says to the waiter that the meal was excellent, there's just one thing, the meal the other guy had the day before looked a lot bigger. The waiter says "ah, yes, but sometimes the bull wins!"

Good one.

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Intrepidation    848

okay so a traveller goes into a restaurant and notices the man next to him with a very exotic dish. He asks the waiter what the guy is eating and could he try some? The waiter says the dish is only available once a day, as it is the penis and testicles of the loser of todays bull fight. The man says he is a tourist leaving soon, and could he try the dish tomorrow? The waiter tells him that tomorrows dish will be reserved for him. The next day he charges back to the restaurant, and has the tastiest meal of his life. On his way out, he says to the waiter that the meal was excellent, there's just one thing, the meal the other guy had the day before looked a lot bigger. The waiter says "ah, yes, but sometimes the bull wins!"

:lol:

And you guys have a problem with that. How uneducated and discriminating.

You took that way to seriously.

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