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Satty

Eerie fortune cookie

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So I had Chinese for lunch and my cookie had a very interesting fortune, it read: "Your BM will be flushed." This cannot be a good sign for Dollinger.

But really, it was lame, "Fortune really helps those who are of good judgement." I want my fortune cookie to say something like "Put $500 on the Miami Heat in Game 3" or something useful like that.

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... in bed.

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So I had Chinese for lunch and my cookie had a very interesting fortune, it read: "Your BM will be flushed."  This cannot be a good sign for Dollinger.

But really, it was lame, "Fortune really helps those who are of good judgement."  I want my fortune cookie to say something like "Put $500 on the Miami Heat in Game 3" or something useful like that.

:lol::lol: They're gonna get :pokeowned:

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Okay, so I had a fortune cookie with my Chinese for lunch today, too. It was hard, stale, and burnt. What the f@#k?

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About a week before my daughter was born I had one

that said "someone special is about to enter your life".

Still have it, it's one of the photo albums.

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"You will find happiness with a new love."

...That's all I really have to add to this.

I must confess, Satty.  I don't get your first paragraph.

(Jim) Dollinger = BM = Buickman = an idiot.

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And what does all this have to do with a penis? :huh:

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I got one once that said: "Ka-boom". :blink:

Naw, it didn't really, but wouldn't it be cool if it had...? :P

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not a fortune cookie but, I bought a quart of Penzoil 5W-30 and some CRC brake cleaner and the bill came out to be $6.66 she asked me if i want to get somthing else to off set the price but i said i will just burn the reciept. still havent yet but today has turned out weird. besides rolling in a M1 Abram. 8)

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Wasn't Galileo strung up by his penis when he said the the earth revolves around the sun? Or was it the other way around? Either way all this talk of penis's is making me wish Harry had one worth mentioning.

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WMJ (or is it ¿WMD?) My current contract deals with military stuff and these guys dont want to let me work they want to take me around show how we wasted tax dollars and blow stuff up. Today i sat in a convoy up to some remote acerage in michigan and we blew up a Escort Wagon wiht a Sobot round. since it wasnt worth fixing. I got use the 50 cal. but not the main turret since its all computer control not just a big red button. those things can fly like 70 mph! If tomarrow is good and there is a flight i get to command a Bomber seat in a blue angel. so im hoping for the best. if your in the detroit area and you hear a jet fly buy i could be in it! and the other day i was in a helicoptor but i had to due work then.

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Thanks Deftones... she is a charmer. :)

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Today:

"There is nothing final about a mistake, except its being taken as final."

Lucky numbers: 20, 34, 22, 11, 27, 4

FLIP SIDE ----

Sugar: "TANG"

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I was expecting something dour that would cast a bad shadow over your life.

My favorite one: "You will be comfortable in your later years." I stuck it behind a magnet on the refrigerator. I hope this is the case -- I'm pretty conservative with the dollar.

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