Car that delivers the least of what is promised for more money than its worth
-VW Phaeton
Car you would least want to see caught (dead) in a crash in
-Jiangling Landwind
Biggest p*ssy truck
-Ridgeline
Biggest and best effort to still be a poseur loser to the best
-In Hollywood: Prius
-In the 'hood: Hummer H2
Most useless hybrids
-Is the Honda Insight hybrid or fully electric?
Car with the nicest cupholder setup
-The '06 Impala has a dual cupholder area in the console where the divider folds inward so you can lay things flat (like an iPod for instance). You have to discover it to notice that it's there, however.
Car that didn't realize the ricers craze is over
-Chevy Cobalt SS (like the wing, but I cannot tell a lie)
Car with the most useless styling upgrade (downgrade)
-'06 Malibu's front end (may as well have kept the old one, because they didn't fix the lights to go with the grille.
Honorable mention to the Infiniti QX56 (mismatched lights with the grille vs. the Armada)
Most boring car ever
-Buick LaCrosse
Most useless waste of American patches of Real Estate
-A Starbucks that isn't right against the sidewalk.
Ugliest sedan
-Kia Amanti
Worst interior
-too subjective to answer
Biggest joke of a car
-Suzuki Aerio
Best car to drive to telgraph your liberal political agenda
-Prius
Best car to drive to telegraph your conservative political agenda
-Ford F-235 with gun rack
Best car to blow an extra ten grand on for what you should get
-Any SUV
Best car to be singled out and ridiculed in
-stock VW Cabrio with automatic (if you're a straight guy)
Best Asian car to pick up chicks in
-Infiniti M45
Best overpriced car
-Cadillac XLR
Best car spokesperson
-Joe Isuzu was great back when he had cars to sell.
Biggest 'hypocritemobile'
-Toyota Sequoia (ditto, because they're the biggest hypocrite company right now)
Best domestic car
-Dodge Magnum SRT-8
Best not-so-exotic European car
-Mercedes C230 Sport
Best GM cars
-CTS-V, GTO, Grand Prix GXP
Best SUV
-Range Rover Sport
Best car all around
-Dodge Magnum RT
Biggest asses
-those on the chicks in rap videos