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Drew Dowdell

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Corny 2005 Camry Ad

"it keeps you running" (what tool sings that horrible song?)

Personally I'd rather DRIVE my car than have to run because

it will not start due to sludge problems & faulty electronics.

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Toyota. "Oh what a feeling!"

...like that feeling in your stomach when you drank too much

Vodka and ate a ton of shellfish and then puked it all up!

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Toyota Trucks: Now that's moving you forward (right into the dealership lot for another recall).

Toyota: Moving Forward (straight into the recall hall of fame).

Toyota: Moving Forward (slowly)

Toyota: Moving Forward (to cover up scandals as quickly as possible).

To add to Oldsmoboi's:

Toyota: Lurching Forward (get the feeling, get the feeling).

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Toyota. . . . Moving Backward

Lack of a Feeling. . . . Toyota

Toyota . . . Applianceness and finest mismatched interior panels on the market.

Toyota and Consumer Reports. . . Coming together to brainwash the North America.

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