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I've searched the world over for a car that I think would fill the bill for blu's new car. This car has a small frame and is low to the ground, just like blu. He can easily escape/run away (no pun intended to Ford) from the next gay driver he smashes into since this car has no doors or roof. It will allow him easy access, always a plus to the car too. It will also allow him to tan on those HOTTTT AMISH days in Lancaster, PA. Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you the Zest, which comes in an assortment of bright colors so others will be able to see blu approaching from miles away in all directions. This car is also good for trips to nude campgrounds in PA. I've asked CPF, if we could add it to the PONTIAC lineup this summer. :smilewide:

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Borger, I've known for a while that you're in love with me, but this is

OVER

THE

TOP!

Are you serious? You'll really ask Mr. Burns if this can be added to Pontiac? My perfect Zest would be black with gold pinstripes, a shaker hood and snowflake wheels. Can you make it so? PLEEEEEZE??? I'll do anything!

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Borger, I've known for a while that you're in love with me, but this is

OVER

THE

TOP!

Are you serious? You'll really ask Mr. Burns if this can be added to Pontiac? My perfect Zest would be black with gold pinstripes, a shaker hood and snowflake wheels. Can you make it so? PLEEEEEZE??? I'll do anything!

Anything? Like even singing the praises of Opel und Saab? :rotflmao:

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Well hold on. "Anything" doesn't mean just anything. I have my principles! I do appreciate the thought, however.:smilewide:

BTW, those wheels remind me of a base model GMT800 and 900 pickup wheel.

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BTW, those wheels remind me of a base model GMT800 and 900 pickup wheel.

Really? Because I was gonna say they reminded me of the wheels on my father's boat trailer. What a cheap, cheesy POS! Who in their right mind would ever drive such a faggy, cheap, unsafe pile of junk like that?!

At what point does fuel economy trump safety and self-respect? Because I don't think we're even close to being there yet.

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Well, I was only referring to the fact they're silver with a series of round holes around the perimeter, not the diameter, width, or weight rating.

It's certainly not a '62 Pontiac with 405 hp.

This is definitely a car for a beach town. Provincetown, perhaps? :scratchchin:

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With two cylinders and 21 hp, this thing won't be going anywhere fast. They should somehow figure out how to put in an extra set of pedals to make it a human/gas-powered hybrid.

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I've searched the world over for a car that I think would fill the bill for blu's new car. This car has a small frame and is low to the ground, just like blu. He can easily escape/run away (no pun intended to Ford) from the next gay driver he smashes into since this car has no doors or roof. It will allow him easy access, always a plus to the car too. It will also allow him to tan on those HOTTTT AMISH days in Lancaster, PA. Ladies and Gentlemen I bring you the Zest, which comes in an assortment of bright colors so others will be able to see blu approaching from miles away in all directions. This car is also good for trips to nude campgrounds in PA. I've asked CPF, if we could add it to the PONTIAC lineup this summer. :smilewide:

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WTF?

Where are my matches?

*starts looking around*

That makes a smart car look good...

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