Loopholes on the Death Bed

A lawyer was on his deathbed and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"

He told her to run and get the Bible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left. The wife was curious. "What are you doing, honey?" she asked.

"I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.

:lol:

He shouldn't have to look too hard on that one...

That was a good one,

Woulda been faster just to bring in a priest to confess to

But this is a good joke, i laughed.

I'll add that one to the collection. Here's another often quoted one.

Q: What do you call 5,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.

Not a joke, but somehow calls to mind lawyers for me (technicalities).

Rich man told his wife he wanted to be buried with all his money.

She placed a check for the full amount into his casket.

pssst... balthy, that doesn't make sense... how's the bank going to get the canceled check back?

pssst... balthy, that doesn't make sense... how's the bank going to get the canceled check back?

Clearly she was a young gold digger and tricked the old man into taking a check which would never be found so she could keep all the money. Duh!

:huh: You mean, if the check is never cashed, the money stays in the account? You're so smrt!

first joke = lame

second joke = cruel

third joke = funny