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Shake N Bake

holy (arse holy, ha)

brickhouse

Nick

kool aid Damn! You all are fast!

wrestle

ICE

redhead

book

Satellite

Roadrunner

Florida

loving

line

Grand Cherokee

magnum

sex

Hey Chicken, can I, like, smell you?

I'll go. cylinder ----> lock.

I got a coupon for a free, large order of Corn Egg Drop soup for New Year last week when I stopped by a local restaurant.

Our manager has just departed to purchase a local independent bodyshop with two other guys. It's called "Dutch Valley Motor Works". I had a brainstorm for a TV commercial I'm thinking about pitching to him. He's about 6'4", 320 pounds, with a beard. One of the other guys is about the same height, but really thin. The third guy is built like a boxer, shorter than the others. Of course, I want to be compensated for my creativity. It goes like this. "Dutch Valley Girls" Scene: front office. A customer walks in to the sound of a door chime and stands at the front counter. Manager emerges from office wearing a long blonde wig and speaks. "Like, Oh My God! How can I help you today!?" Customer looks dumbfounded, but smiles. He takes a step back. "I had an accident and need an estimate for repairs." Before manager can answer, the second guy emerges from another office wearing a long blonde wig. "Like... no WAY! I can totally help you with that!" Customer is a bit confused, but goes along. "Does your bodyshop deal with insurance companies? Do you guarantee your work?" Before the second guy can answer, a third guy emerges from a third office wearing a blonde wig. "Like, OH MY GOD, sir! We, like, TOTALLY guarantee our repairs, and we have a totally TUBULAR relationship with just about all insurance companies!" Customer, impressed and amused, signs the repair order. Another job sold by the Dutch Valley girls! Brilliant, if I do say so myself, don't you all agree, like totally? :AH-HA_wink:

That's the beauty of English... it's not a dead language like Latin. It's alive and changing all the time. I don't see how it's fair to use the phrase "butchering the English language" when referring to dialects. The dialect is perfectly normal, correct, and understandable by others in the same region. Why should an uppity outsider judge the locals?

I really like the new style GTI. The local dealer has 5... two white, red, black and gray. The VW website doesn't even have info up on the new model yet. They're always late like that. I want to see a blue one. I also saw a really sweet G6 GTP coupe in silver with black leather and ultrabrite rims. I'd love to see an orange one with black/Morrocco leather. Has anyone here seen that interior color?

There needs to be more care taken around here before labels are applied to people. Just because I say "creek" doesn't make me better than a person who says "crick", nor does it guarantee I've had more education.

The Formula bumpers and spoiler are cooler than the Trans Am's. That is one sweet car.