Satty

90's Caprices can be had for a song if you know where to look. I cant think of many better road trip vehicles, you could sleep in one. Just a quick Craigslist search reveals a '94 with 144k for $1400 (the pics are small, doesn't look like the body is in fantastic shape) and a '91 with 134k for $2500. There is also an '89 Caprice wagon with a 455 for $5495. This '76 might be more up your alley. But if you're looking for an actual winter beater and nothing more, a '94 Escort would work pretty well. This particular one needs work, but Escorts are cheap to buy and run for a few months. KF, how about another MC? Maybe a '74 with pretty low miles.

That is tough. I imagine you'd get more out of parting out the Mothertruck than by completing it. Have you considered selling a kidney to make keeping the whole fleet feasible?

It all depends on what you want in the end. If you're planning on keeping the El Camino after you restore it, build it exactly how you want it, try to subsidize it by selling the Mothertruck. If you're planning on flipping it, build it to maximize profit.

Just think of what those numbers could be if it didn't weigh 4100 pounds.

I'm sure people who lost their savings over the last 6 months would be more than happy to have their retirement secure.

College football is where its at, better looking cheerleaders and fans.

Do you catch yourself saying "it puts the lotion on its nipples or it gets the hose again"?

Do I hear "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background?

scrub

Has medical technology advanced far enough for nipple transplants?

What about that picture you posted a year or two ago, the one that showed you without nipples?

Gas station coffee is crap no matter where you get it, might as well buy it from the hot girl.

I still see a few, but I've noticed that the ones that pop up on Craigslist have a long list of problems.

Eh, papercuts aren't my thing. (that would be funnier if South Park actually used construction paper) Actually, now that I think about it, the only reason I stop at one particular gas station to get coffee in the morning is because the girl who works there is hot.

I dont think he's here yet, so your jaw will be less sore if you just wait til he arrives.

Long Islands are fantasic. The guy who looked at 5 different types of alcohol and decided to mix them together with a splash of coke deserves a medal. Or oral sex. Or both.

Women at Hooters have faces? Hadn't noticed.

Does going to Hooters count?

seck-say

If you have a problem with bilingual ballots, take it up with Congress for renewing the pesky Voting Rights Act.

Dent resistant FTW!

Not long after my mom got her SL2 in 1992, we were walking out of a grocery store and saw some woman trying to get into our car. Turns out she had an SL2 in the same color, parked a row over.

I'm sure they do, but its a numbers game. If a certain percentage of the electorate in an area speaks a non-English native tongue, they're required to have a ballot in that language.

I used to go into the bank instead of going through the drive-thru because of the girls inside. Alas, those days are long gone, the bank has apparently decided to go with a fugly-only hiring policy.

I think its been mentioned on C&G before, but they dont distribute out here. We've got one good local brewery, most of their beers are good, but they have a lager that once made me sick.