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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:21 PM

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Science has discovered the heaviest element yet known to man.

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The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced.
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:25 AM

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 03:31 AM

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Does this element exist outside of Ohio? I'm pretty sure we have a wroldwide monopoly on Moron production here....

thanks for the link, Z!
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 04:04 AM

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 09:46 AM

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made my day!!!!
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 02:56 PM

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 05:10 PM

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