Choppin' Competition #16 - April Fool's!

[Flybrian]

Welcome to Choppin' Competition #16!

Your task this time is to take any current General Motors product and alter in any fashion you'd like to make it foolish.

What's foolish, you ask? Anything. An Avalanche with 10 doors...an offroad Lucerne...the Aztek. Kidding about the last one, for its not a current product.

The only rules aside from 800x600 size guidelines are that it must be a 2006 or 2007 model year General Motors vehicle.

The winner will recieve the prize of a GM divison keychain!

Remember, the crazier the better! Good luck!

Deadline is Friday, March 31st @ 11:59PM.

[Ravenfreak13]

Introducing The 2007 "GM We have too many models so we'll squish them into one"

EDIT: Had to make it the correct image size

Edited March 26, 2006 by Ravenfreak13

[MRDETROITMETAL]

Introducing The 2007 "GM We have too many models so we'll squish them into one"

LMAO !...NOW THAT is funny.

[Ravenfreak13]

Thanks!

[ToniCipriani]

Here's some retro for you guys...

Introducing the all-new 2007 Cadillac CCS (valiant attempt at an entry-level luxury car Compact Sedan) "Value Leader" Sedan.

Complete with a 85hp@5100RPM I4 ECOTEC engine, 3-speed Hydramatic transmission, 15" Cadillac deluxe bolt-on wheel covers, all exclusive to the CCS, fresh out of GM's parts bin.

"All of a sudden, it feels like 1982 again." - Toyota Trend

"Something is rotten in the Kingdom of Detroit" - Honda and Driver

"Rubbish - it looks and drives like a pig. There's no reason for it to be on sale. At all" - Richard Hammond, Top Gear

EDIT: Resized for regulations.

Edited March 26, 2006 by ToniCipriani

[Ravenfreak13]

Is it just me or do the catera and CCS look almost identical...

[NOS2006]

Sweet idea, Fly! I'll have to see what I can whip up.

[Northstar]

Here's my entry:

EDIT: Whoops, it's not a production vehicle.

[NOS2006]

Ouch, Northie. I just shed a tear.

[MRDETROITMETAL]

Ouch, Northie. I just shed a tear.

YEA... me too !

You guys are SICK.

LMAO

[Ravenfreak13]

YEA... me too !

You guys are SICK.

LMAO

lol

[Northstar]

I just realized I can't submit that anyways since it's not a production vehicle, lol.

[Ravenfreak13]

Uh.....I think you need some photoshop lessons.... :/

[Ravenfreak13]

That's not PhotoShop, that's Ginu Photo Manipulation Program.

Well, I wouldnt use that program if I were you

[Ravenfreak13]

Tell me about it. It's slightly more sophisticated than PaintBrush.

I would et some sort of different program...I have photo impression...because that program isn't doing you justice :/

[MRDETROITMETAL]

LOOK !....Over by the bridge, it's a bird...it's a plane.....

NAW, ...IT'S A CORVETTE FLYING SAUCER !!!!

Omigod, I cannot believe I did this to a Z06 !!!!...but it's all in FUN right?

No, I am not making it any biggger...it looks bad enough as it is...LOL.

But, I am still LMAO at it !

goto page 3, I redid this as it was a little sloppy here...not that it got any better...

just a bit more funny !!!..check it out .>>>>

Edited March 31, 2006 by MRDETROITMETAL

[ToniCipriani]

Maybe you should call it: Corvette High Visibility Pursuit Vehicle Concept

[MRDETROITMETAL]

Maybe you should call it: Corvette High Visibility Pursuit Vehicle Concept

LOL...Yea it is pretty pathetic is'nt it ! ...the Cops would probably buy it however !!!

[Ravenfreak13]

Or it could be a corvette clown car lol

[Northstar]

Since I couldn't submit the other one (it was the Camaro concept), here's my new submission:

[NOS2006]

lmao! Northie.

with that one tonight, eh?

[MRDETROITMETAL]

Maybe you could sell it to Discos frequented by gay people.

LMAO...that model would only have 2 rear ends on it !!!

[!!!TED!!!]

[NOS2006]

Some would say street-rodding a new Buick is as foolish as street-rodding a Neon...

...but I wouldn't always agree. :AH-HA_wink:

[ToniCipriani]

I can see that as a Riviera or a Regal Coupe...

Just give it some Buick-like wheels.

[Ravenfreak13]

Doesnt look foolish to me

[Camaroman22]

Well, I wouldnt use that program if I were you

if it works for him, why not?

[Bimmer325]

Introducing the all-new Saab 9-8x.

Born from Je-...actually it's another rebadge of the Chevrolet Uplander. Starting at $35,240.

Edited March 30, 2006 by Bimmer325

[Camaroman22]

i'm working on an entry, but i'm not positive that it'll be in before saturday. i'll try to work on it some more tonight and tomoro as well. just thought i'd try to reserve a spot .

[Flybrian]

Heh. "Born from Jets. You know, those really ugly, boxy, slow jets." Now available in 3.5i or 3.9i trims.

[Camaroman22]

ok, here's mine:

i'll try to resize it tomoro

[ToniCipriani]

ok, here's mine:

i'll try to resize it tomoro

And it yells Miata at me...

[mjdecker]

[NOS2006]

Damn, dude.. I just LOVE Chevorlets! :AH-HA_wink:

[mjdecker]

O well... so I had some spelling errors in there... I spent like 15min on it at most.

[stlcadet11]

Here is my Mali-hoe. Its got the size of a malibu with the feel of a tahoe, and SHINY BUTTONS!

Edited March 31, 2006 by stlcadet11

[MRDETROITMETAL]

after looking at all your pixs....well mine just was uh....I redid it some...it was not going to get better so i thought it would be worth some more fun anyway !!!...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e363/MRD...lyingsaucer.jpg

So this is my FINAL entry then...LMAO !!! ...

..."YOU WANNA meet my LITTLE GREEEN FRIENDS"...

Edited March 31, 2006 by MRDETROITMETAL

[ToniCipriani]

Here is my Mali-hoe.  Its got the size of a malibu with the feel of a tahoe, and SHINY BUTTONS!

Minus the silly comments, the car itself actually looks a bit decent. Increase the ride height a bit, we might be talking Chevy's Lambda.

No, I'm serious.

[stlcadet11]

Ya I was just trying to put something together after my friend told me about the comp. I might update a little later when I get home from school.

[Flybrian]

Aint no party like a Chop Comp party 'cause a Chop Comp party don't stop...until 11:59 tonight, that is!

A few more hours left! Get those whacky entries in!

[04monteintimidator]

haha oh man... no offense fly but... LAME!!!! oh man... the long awaite comp is getting closer...im excited... its going to be sweet

[NOS2006]

haha oh man... no offense fly but... LAME!!!! oh man... the long awaite comp is getting closer...im excited... its going to be sweet

Which comp? What's next?

I'm definitely awaiting the Impala sketch contest. Ooh wee!

[04monteintimidator]

im almost positive the impala one is next... which is why this chop comp was so short... its goin to end at the same time as the sketch comp goin on now... that way the impala sketch/chop comp can go down as planned

[NOS2006]

Ooh, I was unaware the impala was going to be a chop comp too. Sweet!

But the chop comps are only supposed to be a week long anyway :AH-HA_wink:

[Flybrian]

Ooh, I was unaware the impala was going to be a chop comp too. Sweet!

But the chop comps are only supposed to be a week long anyway :AH-HA_wink:

7-10 days is the standard now, depending on submissions, etc; a week for voting. We don't want to shut someone out who has a rally good sketch/chop but missed the deadline by a few hours or something. These are supposed to be about having fun anyway.

Speaking of which, unless anyone out there is still working, we'll wrap this up tonight and prep for voting.

[NOS2006]

That should be all. Everyone who said they'd enter did. Let's get this par-tay started!