Nat'l Coming Out Day

[Chris_Doane]

Well today is national coming out day.....who knew? I just saw it was today in someone's blog. Anyone? Anyone? Bueler? Hehe.....Nos? (calm down Nos, Im kidding :P Its just sort of the never ending joke.) Edited October 11, 2005 by CD/BP

[Guest Josh]

Hmmmmm anybody Chris?

[Chris_Doane]

Hmmmmm anybody Chris?

[post="27305"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

LoL...yes Josh? Anything you care to tell us.

[Sixty8panther]

Coming out of where? :huh: I usually come out the tip of my P{censored} :ph34r:

[Chris_Doane]

Coming out of where? :huh:

I usually come out the tip of my P{censored} :ph34r:

[post="27312"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Yeesh....I'd expect that kind of reply from...well.....'blu

[ocnblu]

Nonsense, spyboy. I am always a perfectly proper gentleman here on the ol' Cee&Gee.

Damn, I forgot about this. It would have been a perfect opportunity to get our receptionist off my freaking BACK. She has asked me out several times, invited herself to my mom's for dinner with me (no WAY), left treats and notes on my desk... and the piece de resistance... "Bill, you're so funny, you should donate sperm. You'd make a wonderful father!" :o :blink: :rolleyes:

Croc, please do yourself a favor and just tell Sixty8 that you are in love with him. All of this coy behaviour is getting a tad old!

[Chris_Doane]

Nonsense, spyboy.  I am always a perfectly proper gentleman here on the ol' Cee&Gee.

[post="27341"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Sure thing batman.

[ocnblu]

http://www.cheersandgears.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/AH-HA_wink.gif

[Sixty8panther]

[b]Croc, please do yourself a favor and just tell Sixty8 that you are in love with him.  All of this coy behaviour is getting a tad old!

[post="27341"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

LMAO. That explins everything. :lol:

[Croc]

Croc, please do yourself a favor and just tell Sixty8 that you are in love with him.  All of this coy behaviour is getting a tad old!

[post="27341"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Only if it were opposite day.

[Chris_Doane]

Only if it were opposite day.

[post="27356"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

If it were opposite day AND coming out day wouldn't that make it....uhhh..."Going back in day" ?

[Croc]

I dunno...I just think in terms of opposite day --> love = dislike that's really all i was going for. :P Edited October 12, 2005 by Croc

[ocnblu]

Give 'im some tongue! http://www.cheersandgears.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/AH-HA_wink.gif

[Croc]

That's unappealing, I'm sorry. Edited October 12, 2005 by Croc

[ocnblu]

Oh please, are you serious? You can honestly say you've never kissed a guy? You do not even know what you're missing. I dare you!

[NOS2006]

Really? That's today? Well... Time to come out fellas. Here I come. ...Right out the screen to smack anybody who thought I'm coming out the closet as gay. Sorry, boys :)

[Croc]

HAHA! NOS, that's classic. You rock.

[staceface]

okay, blu, do we HAVE TO play the gay truth or dare on here? i think Croc wants to be your first contestant.....

[ocnblu]

hehehe, stace. You are cool.

Nos... a straight guy would have said "punch", not "smack". "Smack" is a Zsa Zsa Gabor, or Richard Simmons kinda verb. :)

[Chris_Doane]

Really? That's today?

Well... Time to come out fellas. Here I come.
...Right out the screen to smack anybody who thought I'm coming out the closet as gay. Sorry, boys :)

[post="27370"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Haha as opposed to what? Coming out as caveman?

[NOS2006]

hehehe, stace.  You are cool.

Nos... a straight guy would have said "punch", not "smack".  "Smack" is a Zsa Zsa Gabor, or Richard Simmons kinda verb. :)

[post="27378"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

You.. you.. SLUT!

[Chris_Doane]

hehehe, stace.  You are cool.

Nos... a straight guy would have said "punch", not "smack".  "Smack" is a Zsa Zsa Gabor, or Richard Simmons kinda verb. :)

[post="27378"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Speaking of Richard Simmons...what is he waiting on?

[NOS2006]

lmao.. The new ultra-absorbant Maxi Pad w/ Wings? *okay, blu, comment on how I know so much about these things.. go 'head, come on. lol* Edited October 12, 2005 by NOS2006

[ocnblu]

Uh, because your mom made you run in to the store and buy some for her? Don't you hate that? :lol:

[NOS2006]

Uh, because your mom made you run in to the store and buy some for her?  Don't you hate that? :lol:

[post="27387"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

What's worse is buying a box of douches. Not that I would know. LMAO!

[Chris_Doane]

What's worse is buying a box of douches. Not that I would know. LMAO!

[post="27390"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Buying an inflatable sheep?

http://www.cheersandgears.com/forums/index...findpost&p=3488 Edited October 12, 2005 by CD/BP

[NOS2006]

Now that's something I do know about. But it's not embarrassing. I got it off eBay. Well used so it was cheaper.. you know how we do. :lol:

[ocnblu]

From what I understand, in Michigan you can buy those at Walmart in the "personal products" aisle.

If it was well-used, neither one of you felt a thing, right Nos? Edited October 12, 2005 by ocnblu

[capriceman]

NOS You rock.

[post="27372"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

GAYDAR ALERT!!!!

Its ok this site is about cars not your sexuallity you can come out now Croc!!

[NOS2006]

From what I understand, in Michigan you can buy those at Walmart in the "personal products" aisle.

[post="27395"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

INFLATABLE SHEEP?! HOLY SHIT! IM CRYING! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Chris_Doane]

Now that's something I do know about. But it's not embarrassing. I got it off eBay. Well used so it was cheaper.. you know how we do. :lol:

[post="27393"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

LoL...umm no. Pretty sure I dont know how you do it. Pretty sure I dont want to know.

I hope you used a wet nap. Edited October 12, 2005 by CD/BP

[capriceman]

From what I understand, in Michigan you can buy those at Walmart in the "personal products" aisle.

[post="27395"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

they look good next to the nativity scence at christmas.

[NOS2006]

they look good next to the nativity scence at christmas.

[post="27400"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Yeah.. until I heard my grandma from downstairs asking what happened to me and that damned sheep next to baby Jesus... <_<

[Croc]

GAYDAR ALERT!!!!

Its ok this site is about cars not your sexuallity you can come out now Croc!!

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:rolleyes:

[razoredge]

:lol: Thanks guys some of that gave me the best laugh in weeks and I surely needed one. :lol:

[ocnblu]

Nos, omg, did you "get caught" doing something to a sheep in the Nativity Scene at the Methodist Church? You are going to hell, boy!

[Paolino]

God, this day reminds me of the "anniversary" of me coming out to my friends...

My one homophobic friend Brian (he's not--he just was slightly before he knew about me), usually plays his joke on me like this:

I say, "It's been x years since I've come out of the closet!"
He says, "Don't you think it's about time you go back in?"

Ba dum dum cheesh!

[NOS2006]

:lol: Thanks guys some of that gave me the best laugh in weeks and I surely needed one.  :lol:

[post="27403"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

All you gotta do is get me, oblu, and a few others involved. :P

[Croc]

God, this day reminds me of the "anniversary" of me coming out to my friends...

My one homophobic friend Brian (he's not--he just was slightly before he knew about me), usually plays his joke on me like this:

I say, "It's been x years since I've come out of the closet!"
He says, "Don't you think it's about time you go back in?"

Ba dum dum cheesh!

[post="27405"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

That's great...I gotta steal that and use it sometime haha too funny

[capriceman]

:rolleyes:

[post="27402"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

So croc your you are rolling your eyes that im right!! :o

[Paolino]

Okay, so what the hell are we supposed to do for National Coming Out Day? Get laid? Damn, I did that! LOL And yup, was that guy from the other post. I know, shame on me! :P

[Paolino]

That's great...I gotta steal that and use it sometime haha too funny

[post="27410"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

My joke to him is that he used up his one funny for the year (his sense of humor SUCKS, but he usually gets about one good one/year) LOL

[ocnblu]

Actually, this subject came up at work today. We were talking about why some guys wear tall boots... answer: to put the sheep's back legs in so it can't get away. So our receptionist says "what if a girl wears tall boots?"

I was like "Duh... strap-on!"

[NOS2006]

[b]Actually, this subject came up at work today.  We were talking about why some guys wear tall boots... answer:  to put the sheep's back legs in so it can't get away.

[post="27416"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Whew. Thought I was the only one that's tried that.

[Guest Josh]

My response is usually because they are hooker boots. I don't think I'm wrong???

[Croc]

So croc your you are rolling your eyes that im right!! :o

[post="27412"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

You are completely free to think whatever you want to think. I really don't care. :rolleyes:

[Satty]

What the hell did I miss out on?

[Paolino]

What the hell did I miss out on?

[post="27483"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

Apparently, for some stupid reason, there's a "National Coming Out Day" and we don't get off from work for it! :P

[regfootball]

Actually, this subject came up at work today.  We were talking about why some guys wear tall boots... answer:  to put the sheep's back legs in so it can't get away.  So our receptionist says "what if a girl wears tall boots?"

I was like "Duh... strap-on!"

[post="27416"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post]

all of a sudden i am getting images of someone's bent over grandma with hip waders on.

i suppose if you're a gay male you're seeing a grandpa with hip waders now.

everytime i hear gloria estefan sing 'coming out of the dark' its kinda like, 'is that the theme song for coming out of the closet?' Edited October 12, 2005 by regfootball

[Satty]

People need to tell me when threads like this are going to happen so I can call in sick to work and take part.