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My friend bought a new Toyota Camry

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And he went to start it and nothing happened, he was like wtf...

We opened the hood and I could not believe my eyes.

The car had no engine or transmission, so much empty space.

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Flybrian    0

Did it come in a box with the words 'MONOGRAM' on the outside? If so, may I suggest a lower level Camry, something like a Skill 2 or a Revell SNAP-'N'-FIT with sticker decals?

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Camry LE and the window sticker had the engine and transmission listed as equipment.

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Tell him to recycle it for cat food cans. He wasn't missing much anyways. Tell him to go buy a G6 or Malibu which is 10x the car a Camry wishes it could be.

Scenario: A buddy of mine is looking at 3-series BlowMyWad coupes. I am ready to dope slap him upside the head because he won't even give a Cobalt SS or G6 GTP a chance. I have told him time and time again that the those two are 1000x the car that this overated Yugo wishes to be. But no, he's goota have the image of the BMW, the Euro style, the Euro quality BS.

Blindly loyal buffoon (Don't want to bust him too hard) who needs to get his head out of the sand.

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Polish_Kris    0

Lol, two nights ago, me and TED, went to check out the new Camry that was launched the same day. It was 11:40 pm and there was still a sales guy inside the dealership. He noticed us looking around, and I asked him, if they sold any yet. There were about 5 of them on the lot. He said they're all sold. Ted's reaction: "They're all sold?" :o

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" :yikes:

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Polish_Kris    0

Tell him to recycle it for cat food cans. He wasn't missing much anyways. Tell him to go buy a G6 or Malibu which is 10x the car a Camry wishes it could be.

Scenario: A buddy of mine is looking at 3-series BlowMyWad coupes. I am ready to dope slap him upside the head because he won't even give a Cobalt SS or G6 GTP a chance. I have told him time and time again that the those two are 1000x the car that this overated Yugo wishes to be. But no, he's goota have the image of the BMW, the Euro style, the Euro quality BS.

Blindly loyal buffoon (Don't want to bust him too hard) who needs to get his head out of the sand.

LOL, don't stress, let ppl get whatever they want. It's his money not yours. Maybe he just doesn't like the G6 or Cobalt, don't shove it down his throat into buying it for the sake that it's domestic. When you go shopping for a car, then you can get whatever you want.

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BrewSwillis    0

Lol, two nights ago, me and TED, went to check out the new Camry that was launched the same day.  It was 11:40 pm and there was still a sales guy inside the dealership.  He noticed us looking around, and I asked him, if they sold any yet.  There were about 5 of them on the lot.  He said they're all sold.  Ted's reaction:  "They're all sold?" :o

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" :yikes:

Why.....was he going to buy one?

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After you woke up & did a little hair-of-the-dog weren't you happy that nightmare was not reality? :P

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Cory Wolfe    263

LOL, don't stress, let ppl get whatever they want.  It's his money not yours.  Maybe he just doesn't like the G6 or Cobalt, don't shove it down his throat into buying it for the sake that it's domestic.  When you go shopping for a car, then you can get whatever you want.

I can't believe I agree with you... :P I mean... damn... talk about GM kool-aid addiction. :blink:

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Polish_Kris    0

Pics?

+1, this is too good... :)

You know what? I had a feeling I should have brought my camera that night..... It was a cold night, and watching Ted humping the Camry made it all warm and funny :ohyeah:

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After you woke up & did a little hair-of-the-dog weren't you happy that nightmare was not reality? :P

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Are you always trying to make yourself look like an ass clown with that sense of humor?

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Bimmer325    18

Tell him to go buy a G6 or Malibu which is 10x the car a Camry wishes it could be.

The Malibu is not 10x the car a Camry is. Hate to burst that bubble.

In fact, it's just as much of a soulless appliance as anything Toyota currently produces.

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If losers did not post in MY thread, only my posts would remain in it.

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Polish_Kris    0

If losers did not post in MY thread, only my posts would remain in it.

Ok sure, this is a discussion board, where you discuss things with OTHER people. Not only your posts matter, get over yourself.

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Newbiewar    1

The Malibu is not 10x the car a Camry is.  Hate to burst that bubble. 

In fact, it's just as much of a soulless appliance as anything Toyota currently produces.

haha, i love G6's i really do... but today i had a sad finding, that my head does not fit through the driver window... while i was driving one around our lot and trying to park it... i was trying to look at the curb... so down goes the window and boom :duh: i hit my head on the ceilind and my chin... owch, didnt think cars were that small, thats one thing i love about my trans am... hell i can get in and out through the window and i have before :ohyeah:

but the G6's are way better the the camrys, and the malibus are a bit more like appliances do to styling... but both the G6 and malibus are much more fun to drive... personnally i would own a malibu or a G6 if i was in that market because they are nice cars great drive and they are confident... where as the camry really isnt that confident...

haha on a side note, since working at my dealership, i realized something new has topped my list of most importants on a new car... it must have a leather wrapped steering wheel... because i have to use two hands in turns if its not leather wrapped... stupid plastic steering wheels...

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Polish_Kris    0

Tell him to recycle it for cat food cans. He wasn't missing much anyways. Tell him to go buy a G6 or Malibu which is 10x the car a Camry wishes it could be.

Yup, you are OverDosed on the GM Kool-Aid.

:alcoholic:

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Yup, you are OverDosed on the GM Kool-Aid.

:alcoholic:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

GM Koolade is the stuff heroes and legends are made of.

If you dont drink it, I will show you the door.

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balthazar    1,882

Ted's reaction:  "They're all sold?" :o "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" :yikes:

No worries; toyota will slap together another 450,000... Ted will be in hump heaven.

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!!!TED!!!    3

Ted's reaction:  "They're all sold?" :o "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" :yikes:

No worries; toyota will slap together another 450,000... Ted will be in hump heaven.

I think you missunderstand.

I was mad that all the cars are already sold, not because I want one, but because this speaks volumes of the sheeple who do. :lol:

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