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Yo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around.

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Yo momma so hairy her tits have afros!

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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yo mama so hairy u almost died of rugburn at birth

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I remember this one from elementary school...

"Yo mama's so fat she uses the 405 (freeway in So Cal) as a slip-n-slide"

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Your momma/girlfriend so ugly i can have sex with her in any position and its still considered doggie style!

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Yo momma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house! (new one, huh?) :)

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your momma so nasty her tits give sour milk!

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Flys moms so hairy,

she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."

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Yo mommas so fat when you want to kiss her you gotta punch her in the belly and ride the third wave

only 3?? daaaaaaaayum yo mama makes her look anorexic!

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