Yo Momma Jokes Association

[Charger4U]

Yo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around.

Edited April 21, 2006 by Charger4U

[Flybrian]

Yo' momma is so fat she suffers from low self-esteem.

Ha!

[Charger4U]

Yo momma so hairy her tits have afros!

[scharmer05]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

[Croc]

yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford an abortion when she got pregnant with you.

[trinacriabob]

yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford an abortion when she got pregnant with you.

RUDE!

[Charger4U]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

[Turbojett]

Your mama's so fat, I tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas.

[Charger4U]

yo mama so hairy u almost died of rugburn at birth

[Turbojett]

yo mama so hairy u almost died of rugburn at birth

Oh shizz...bad mental picture...damn you Charger...lol.

[AAS]

I remember this one from elementary school...

"Yo mama's so fat she uses the 405 (freeway in So Cal) as a slip-n-slide"

[Charger4U]

Your momma/girlfriend so ugly i can have sex with her in any position and its still considered doggie style!

[ocnblu]

Yo momma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house! (new one, huh?)

[Croc]

yo mama so full of $h! she overflows the toilet before flushing

[Charger4U]

your momma so nasty her tits give sour milk!

[Intrepidation]

Yo mamma is so fat she walked by the TV and we lost cable for a week.

[Camino LS6]

An old friend of mine is responsible for this gem:

"Yo mama so dry, even the crabs carry canteens"

[AAS]

Just made this one up...

"Yo mama's so huge... the elephant rides her!"

[Intrepidation]

Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.

[Flybrian]

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

[Charger4U]

Flys moms so hairy,

she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."

[Intrepidation]

Yo mommas so fat when you want to kiss her you gotta punch her in the belly and ride the third wave

[Croc]

Yo mommas so fat when you want to kiss her you gotta punch her in the belly and ride the third wave

only 3?? daaaaaaaayum yo mama makes her look anorexic!

[Cory Wolfe]

*ahem* I take it someone actually likes MTV.

Anyways... I'm not good at "Yo Mamma" jokes. Seriously. Just "Yo Daddy" ones...

Kidding!

[Intrepidation]

your mamma is so fat that when God said let there be light he told your mamma to get her fat ass out of the way.

[Turbojett]

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

THAT's the other one I was trying to remember!!!!

Damn you Fly, and your superior memory retention!!

[Bimmer325]

Yo' momma's so dumb she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

[Turbojett]

Your mama's so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

[Satty]

yo mama is so poor she couldnt afford an abortion when she got pregnant with you.

I just sent that as a text message to just about everyone in my phone.

[C.H.U.D.]

Yo momma's pussy so nasty we turned her upside down and had chip dip.

Yo momma so ugly Madusa turned to stone.

[w00t_man]

Sticks and stones may break my bones...but so did your mom in bed, she's so fat.

Yo momma's like a shotgun. One cock and she blows.

What's the difference between yo momma and a 747? Not everyone's had a ride on a 747.

[Charger4U]

Yo mama so fat she cant even see her own dick

[Cory Wolfe]

Yo mama so fat she cant even see her own dick

Yo mamma's a transexual.

[04monteintimidator]

yo momma so huge... she uses the ZAP Xebra as roller skates...

[Croc]

Yo mama so fat she drinks like 10 kegs before she blows a .02

[corvette_dude729]

Your mama's so ugly, when she enetered an ugly contest they said,"NO PROFFESIONALS!"

[Intrepidation]

yo mamas so ugly, when she stuck her head out of the window, she got arrested for indecent exposure

[Sixty8panther]

Yo mamma's underwear is so crusty her crabs ride dirt bikes.

Yo mamma is so fat she was baptised at sea world.

Yo momma so stupid I said "penny for your thoughts" & she gave me back change.

personal favorite:

Yo momma so fat she eats mayonase with her tylenol!