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  1. awesome. sitting in the dealership lounge awaiting mine to be serviced i flipped through the colorado book and kept flipping back to the extended cab sport with the 5.3 in it. if it had been around 5 yrs ago it would be in my garage. i got 4 payments left on mine now so there is no way i will sign up for another 60 months anytime soon but it did look great in the new black granite metallic with 18's
  2. i think its cool as long as its cited. (we dont have the nice picture so its not entirely hehe) hummer could have possibly been saved if it had a diesel in the lineup. that 6.0 should have never been doing the job. rappers made it the must have car when it hit the lots, still there is no real reason to justify it though. in fact there is one in my old high school parking lot thats driven by a student. what the piss?
  3. we had a bad deer overpopulation at the local airport. had a deer strike too. they got a local hunting club to come in and take care of business. the local animal rights people want to build an 8 ft fence to keep em out. evidently they dont read much about deer being able to jump 6ft just standing. they re-introduced red wolves back into the blue ridge mountains to maintain the elk they re-introduced 4 years before as well.
  4. not in due west SC hehe. have a buddy thats got a pond in his front yard. one of em landed in his pond. he asked me one day "do you know what a .270 will do to a goose?" i said no. "poof" at 70yds
  5. gm high tech performance just did an article on ordering one. the 2SS option will net you heated front seats. a very interesting article.
  6. some of my favs The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Outer space exists because space is scared to be on the same planet as chuck norris godzilla was a graphical depiction of chuck norris' visit to japan.
  7. the mother load the ones chuck picked. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  8. cereal
  9. you got dat problem too? hehehe
  10. let them eat cake hehehe
  11. hated that kind of crap when i worked at office depot during school. people would come in there and set their kids out to free-range while they shopped. run all through the store mess up the furniture displays and all that crap. the one i really hated though was a couple of dr's that would come in. they would put their daughter in the buggy and immediately she would start screaming the whole time she was there. they just walked around like they didnt hear her at all. everyone just stared like what the crap?
  12. a lady at work picked up a new ford flex. it may be the fact it is black with the dark brown interior with tinted windows but it seems to me like a cave almost. i sat in the fron seat and the back seat. it was nice but i sat in a traverse at an auto show this weekend and i have to say i much prefer the traverse. hers was a demo that was loaded to the hilt and the traverse was an ltz.
  13. people who blatently run redlights because they "have 3 seconds between the light changes" also people who are turning right at an intersection but dont do it until the light turns green (note they are clear to run and theres not a no turn on red sign)
  14. cletus8269

    w00t

    Oops good call, i dont know why i always get him and harrison mixed up. i guess i need to listen to the animaniac presidents song a few more times
  15. cletus8269

    w00t

    now now boys, we all know we cant have one of these threads without people from each side of the fence ruining it with nay saying... i'll bet this thread will last as long as monroes presidency...
  16. i went in today and picked up COD world at war. 10% off. controllers were 30% off and none were to be found. wish i had known that i would have picked up one...
  17. classic episode
  18. bump, finally found those ads.
  19. zounds... loose by another def
  20. if you liked that you should check out ninja warrior on G4. not a lot of funny commentary. in fact they talk in japanese and its subtitled but man those contestants are either good or suck totally. the course is crazy too.
  21. yeah they show em on saturday afternoons i think.
  22. for real, my grandparents have a sears catalogue from 1902. its crazy. a .22 for $4? sign me up heheh
  23. indeed they do. but their sales are dropping. our kmart here in anderson even changed their hours of operation jan 1. they are open 9-9 instead of 7-10 now.
  24. pretty tight, but i'd use the money for a canam instead
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