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You haven't even scratched the surface... :AH-HA_wink:

I'm not a virgin MikeyMo... I just don't like to fool around with people I don't know well. I have a high sex drive, but fight it as much as I can. I have to have more than just the wham, bam, thank you ma'am. I'm a teacher on Long Island, on the south-coast, central Suffolk County. I would love a Lucerne. I'd be perfect for a loaded CXL V8 if they still made them I'd consider buying used, but the money is so not there right now. Gotta love school loans and expensive Long Island.

True true. Although I detest the interior. I'm just trying to hold off as long as I can.

They did a Century once. I was dying. I would NEVER want that done to my car. But damn, I'd love to have a few modern conveniences like keyless entry, remote start, a low-fuel light, a gas tank that lets me drive until empty (don't ask), a stereo with more than 4-speakers, a trunk release, cupholders, a headrest that actually won't let me get whiplash, etc. Would be nice for a little more power too.

So, I as 66 suggested, let's get back to the topic on hand. My head hurts from the 63 auditions we heard today. Another 60+ tomorrow. Yawn. And he's right, I need a better car cause my students now think that all Buicks are old, cranberry cars with bad paint jobs. That, and I need a cup holder.

Now, here's the thing... I love boobs! Prob not for the same reason you do though... I sleep well on a woman's chest. I always wanted there to be a third in the middle so I could pull one to the side and have it do that weird thingy with the balls on strings that keeps going back and forth. Apparently it's called a Newton's Cradle.

Me either--I always thought it was a little unsafe... I mean, if you had to drive with the hazards on, as soon as you hit the brakes, the flashing would stop.

During my friend's bachelor party, I was at the end of a line of guys at a strip club. The woman threw her box in everyone's faces, one by one. Just before she got to me, I got up and moved to the other end of the line. She reached over and grabbed my shirt and said, "Oh no no no naughty boy." I said, "I beg of you, I'm gay. Let me be." All the guys laughed, and she bent over with her ass in my face and smacked it. I had to give her a dollar.

Amber directionals? Wow. When's the last time Buick had amber directionals? It's to modify the car for the 3800 and 4-speed.

Ah, tres classy.

Don't forget pigs in the blanket.

What makes me laugh about A Christmas Story is when he sees "Fragile" and says, "Ah, Fra-gee-lay, must be Italian." Thing is, that is how you spell and pronounce it in Italian :AH-HA_wink:

I'm gonna heave.

See, I think the vagina is NASTY. I've seen several up close and I don't want to have anything to do with it. I even tried to go down on a girl and I just couldn't do it.

Thanks, will do!

Ken Lee...

It's disgusting but it happens. My friend dropped his phone while peeing. It took pictures repeatedly while at the bottom. He's the one with the blackberry obsession.

See, I want the sex, but I want the love with it too... the guy I met on Friday night was 100% opposite what gay men on Long Island are like--he was ALL about foreplay... HOURS AND HOURS... I left at 5AM, and I had a smile on my face, and no sex was involved... I think it was the tension that made it so hot. But he was such a gentleman, and it was just nice to experience. Now, don't get me wrong, when I find that one special guy, he better have a good sex drive and a little sense of adventure

Oh my God. This ARG thread hasn't stopped for me... I'm still stressed at work (this is my tenure year). Money is still tight. My car is even older. And men still SUCK (although this is premature because I had an awesome night with a guy on Friday, I'm just anticipating I'll be blown off). When does it slow down?!

My friend uses his blackberry 24/7 and is constantly using it for work purposes. Problem is, that means he never leaves the office completely. It's very frustrating when trying to hang out. The other thing is, we'll get some obnoxious facebook updates on unnecessary things because hey, his blackberry is in his hand. Sure, why not tell us you're currently at a red light thinking of what to eat for dinner.

Got the car at 14,600 miles. It's now at 181,400. Still has no problems. I attribute that to the massive quantities of bird $h! it attracts, as getting pooped on is good luck.

I want to stay in one of those all ice hotels. Or at least visit one

See, I don't mind them pushing the prices higher if the content is there. But they've taken out from the product--for example, you no longer can get an auto-dimming rear view mirror on a LaCrosse unless it's a Super model. It's a premium car. That's just stupid.

Wow is all I have to say. I know it's new, but I've noticed typos, I don't care for the layout, and there's a reduction in the number of pictures they show for each model. And only 3 of the colors available on the LaCrosse (black, light silver and brown) are the only colors you DON'T have to pay extra for. And the price of the base LaCrosse went up by over a thousand. The price of the base Lucerne went up about 2500. You now pay over $30,000 if you want a base Lucerne that still doesn't have a telescoping steering wheel and comes with a manual a/c, while the base LaCrosse has tilt/telescopic and auto a/c. One of the pictures is of the gear selector, and the caption promotes the 4-speed auto transmission. I would have tried to sweep that little detail under the rug rather than call attention to it. And under "Future Vehicles", we see the Invicta concept. Uh, we're not getting it like that, so why call it a "Future vehicle"? If the next gen LaCrosse is so close, why not show a little of the actual car and give some info on it that's already been released? Sorry for ranting, it just seems like this is another nail in the coffin.

Happy Birthday!