Satty

No telling, Texans are pretty dumb.

I saw that on the news earlier, that is pretty funny.

Go drive any car with 1/4 inch wide tires on a sheet of ice and tell me its not exciting.

If you think you can do the work yourself, the rebuild kit for that transmission is about $100 at AutoZone.

I always found the first gen Insight fascinating, it seemed like a perfect commuter car, the most efficient form of non-rail transportation for suburbanites who work in the city.

Just got done eating hamburgers, so not going vegan anytime soon, but seriously, just reading that article raised my cholesterol. I kinda like living, I'd rather not have a fatal heart attack at 45. The only thing thats missing is the processed cheese on top.

Reading articles about food rarely make me want to vomit. This one did.

The Insight's rear window looks slightly larger than the one on the Prius. And the taillights reminds me of the Prelude.

I'm incapable of wearing gloves. In fact, I dont own a pair. So going outside when its 7F and the wind is blowing to scrape the ice off my car just killed my hands. I've had the skin break in 3 different places on my right hand and 2 on my left. The woman at Wal-Mart probably thought I have a severe masturbation habit when I came through with just a giant bottle of lotion.

I'm just glad them single digit temps are gone. My hands are crazy chapped.

Oral There, I said it (Sorry, kind of a weird joke that started today)

I'd use rail service to get to St. Louis or Kansas City once a month or so, even if it were riding on slowpoke lines.

The guy with a 3rd gen Camaro in his sig is complaining abaout having to see ugly cars?

pompatus

jungle (Lions dont live in jungles, in spite of what that song says)

I like it, I'd like to see it in black.

*Insert obvious penis-related joke here*

The sun came out today! Sure it was only 19 outside, but the sun came out! And it melted the snow and ice off my car! I can use my mirrors!

Most people and things >Chuck Norris By the way, if you really want them, Nick posted just about every Chuck Norris joke possible a while back. A long while back.

<------Bringin' back an old fave. But dont worry, I've saved the sodomy pic for use again in the future.

Bump

Pedro Cerrano (aka Dennis Haysbert)

Willie Mays

M.C. Hammer (Damn you Family Guy)

Uggg, it just keeps coming. Its turned to snow, so that made it easier to drive. I still cant get my car up the driveway. Oh, and the Dodge Ram seems to be this ice storms victim of choice. There were like 7 of them between the house and the hospital (surprisingly the ER was pretty empty, took no time to get that wrist taken care of), the only other cars I saw having trouble were a Focus spinning wildly in a gas station parking lot and a 4th gen Camaro (purple, why did they sell the Camaro in that color? Why did that color even exist in the first place?) that the jackass driver tried pulling up into a parking lot whose entrance was blocked by a large pile of snow.