Satty

I dont get the tall front end on non-European cars. I know Europe has pedestrian safety standards, but I dont think we have them, and lets face it, the LaCrosse/Allure isn't going to be a huge seller in Europe.

Problem with that is, for now, I'm stuck in the Bible Belt.

I cam across a guy with a Custom Cruiser. He's willing to pull the 403 and transmission and sell them for $350. I'm thinking about it.

That reminds me, I saw an insanely clean Hornet the other day. It was new-car clean.

Cheap toilet paper And because of something that happened the other day, I've begun really despising those irritating bible thumping, pro-life conservative pricks.

By the time it actually hits lots, Middle Easterners might be the only people who can afford a new Camaro.

mutha

Could just get a Gator Grip, then I'd only need one socket.

If you go ask for spark plugs and the guy behind the counter asks if they're for a diesel, hit him.

I saw two geese in a knock-down, drag-out fight. There were a bunch of other geese around watching these two beat the $h! out of each other. It was fantastic. Canadian geese suck, I hope they all kill each other.

They could just be waiting until 2 months before they're due on lots to cancel them.

I've got a Crafstman set with 80-billion sockets, its still a pain in the ass. Diesels use glow plugs, no spark plugs involved anywhere in the process.

St. Ides?

I prefer XP to Vista, mostly because I've barely used Vista. Jill's laptop runs it, but I never use it.

Maybe Chuck can take you for a nice, long ride in his Ridgeline.

Last time I forgot to wear a helmet, your mom, your sister, your neighbor and your cat ended up pregnant.

I NEED A GROWN UP!!! :cry:

Linkypoo Let the media bashing begin.

We're not all lucky enough to have your mother on the bottom bunk.

Ask and ye shall receive. Scatfan.

Not waking up early enough to have my morning wood dealt with.

Sexy

Jiggle the power cord

poop