Satty

Houses are freaking cheap, semi-luxury lofts (no maintenance and conveniently located) are freaking expensive. I hate this place.

But HFCS is fine in moderation, they say so in the commercials I see every 5 minutes. Too bad HFCS is in EVERYTHING and cant really be consumed in moderation.

I'd highly recommend checking the job market out here before you leap. Everyone is laying off, unless you're a nurse or telemarketer, there is no work for more than minimum wage. Bass Pro just went through another round of layoffs last week and they're been "adjusting" budgets to the point that I'm fed up and if things dont get better when I get back from TX, I'm going to go tell Johnny Morris to go f@#k himself. On the bright side, everyone's being foreclosed so you can buy a 4br, 3ba for $95,000.

death

Short skirt/long jacket (gotta love Cake)

The n00b at my bank appeared to have some fantastic b00bs.

Hudson Hornet--on a trailer

Mines better 1lb Ground Beef 2 slices pepperjack cheese Form patties, throw 'em on a hot cast iron skillet, flip once, throw cheese on, enjoy.

bitch

-V

f@#k (who didn't see that coming?)

Or pull out anything useful that you can sell, take the proceeds from that and junking the VW and fix the Milly.

Managed to go to the store and not lock the keys in the car. I was driving the Prius, so its just about impossible to lock the fob inside.

Screaming

They're awesome, just make sure that if you use frozen raspberries, thaw them first.

I made pancakes again. Banana/chocolate chip for my son, my uber-fantastic, orgasm inducing raspberry pancakes for the rest of us.

I'm not in Detroit.

PCS, just make sure they make enough that there are still plenty around 40 years from now when 68 has the funds to buy one.

Smart Key in the Prius, the Fusion, L200 and Sebring all had keyless entry. The biggest issue is that the LeSabre is such a POS that nobody is going to steal it, so I just leave the keys in the ignition at the house or when I run into the store. So it becomes a problem when I push down the doorlock (power locks work when they want to, need to get on top of that) and forget to yank the keys.

I've locked the keys in the Buick 3 times this week.

Someone who cares doesn't look at the fact that a company loses $2500/unit sold due to union costs then say their products aren't worth nearly what the company lists them for so they insist on the large rebates that the company has been using to lure customers in for the longest time. And the rest of America is probably like me, they'd buy GM if GM made cars that competed with the cars I was interested in.

white-only

I recently had Old Chicago for the first time. Being a Chicago native, I have certain expectations and Old Chicago failed on every level. Absolutely atrocious. I wouldn't recommend that crap to anyone for any reason. What sucks is that before it was Old Chicago it was a locally owned restaurant that had fantastic fried chicken. Now its just greasy, tasteless garbage.

My bank has rescinded their fugly-only policy.

LEFT!