Satty

Have you never read C&G? Everyone here blames Toyota.

Now when are GM fans going to quit blaming Toytoa for GM's (now admitted) mistakes?

Lamborghini Diablo tucked away nice and safe inside a dealership. There were a couple of C2 Corvettes parked behind it.

Could be, but usually my butthole is pain-free, so unless the aliens have developed a less intrusive probe, I doubt it. Its amazing how many places I've woken up naked and not known how I got there. Including, one time last spring, in a sleeping bag on my front porch.

Ice is easy once you get used to it. The ice storms we've had the last 2 years have pretty much made me the world's greatest ice driver. This will be the first winter in a long time that I've had RWD, but I'm not too concerned. Unless its windy, cause that tank gets blown around on dry roads if its windy.

Yeah, I prefer secular sodas as well. Anywho, more to add... Conservatives Forgetting to turn my alarm on Sunday night Waking up Monday morning without the help of my alarm Realizing my body is set to my retarded schedule People who refuse to acknowledge the problems of today and tomorrow (wait, I already said conservatives) Waking up naked and on the wrong side of the bed and not knowing how it happened

I dont care for people accusing me of hiding the bottle opener from them.

hooker

DVDA (double vaginal, double anal for the 6 people alive who dont know)

Sometimes you're just better off saying f@#k it, stripping right there and taking a quick shower. Or invest in a bidet. No matter what, never say to yourself that baby wipes are an acceptable alternative if you start running out, because it just ends up awkward.

Yo Gabba Gabba People who post on C&G in Italian

Dirty sex act

People who burn chicken then try to call it blackened

post-coital pee stream

Luckily I'm Prius ambivalent

waste of time

Dogs that are fixed, yet attempt to make sweet sweet doggy love when we have company

Wal-Mart has a 15' pre-lit tree online. I want one just because it wont fit in the living room.

Local news anchors Edited movies Prius haters Spiderman Oatmeal Raisin granola bars The holiday season

I find it very difficult to urinate with an erection.

I'd love to not have to decorate, but everyone is comeing here for Christmas because everyone else lives in a smaller house. So we're stuck decorating and cleaning. I have no idea where my tree went, unless one of my wonderful family members came and took it one day. I refuse to put up a real tree, too much work, too much cleanup.

I had an artificial tree, but I'm not sure where it is. Kind of puts a damper on the whole decorating thing.

fart

Not those balls, pervs. I'm talking sports, as in I'm in a funk because there are no worthwhile sports this time of year. The NFL is a bunch of whiny, overpayed jackasses, and the games aren't really that exciting. College football is dead to me since Mizzou cant seem to beat a halfway decent team. The NBA is worthless, the only good part of the game is the last two minutes, since just about every game is close, but then there are timeouts after every play. I cant watch a basketball game when it goes to commercial every thirty seconds. College basketball doesn't interest me because all the best players are already in the NBA, plus neither Mizzou nor Missouri State is very good. And then you have hockey, which is just toothless guys playing soccer on ice. Wooooo! I guess I'll just have to watch Dominican baseball on ESPN Deportes until Spring Training. I will say this about the NFL, they always have the best criminals. You never hear about NBA or MLB players shooting themselves in the leg at a night club.

+1 The few times I've driven a Cooper, I've never done anything uber-crazy.