Satty
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6 X-Rays, 1 CT scan, painkillers and some bloodletting later...
Satty replied to FUTURE_OF_GM's topic in The Lounge
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Your mom
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Have you never read C&G? Everyone here blames Toyota.
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Now when are GM fans going to quit blaming Toytoa for GM's (now admitted) mistakes?
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Lamborghini Diablo tucked away nice and safe inside a dealership. There were a couple of C2 Corvettes parked behind it.
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Could be, but usually my butthole is pain-free, so unless the aliens have developed a less intrusive probe, I doubt it. Its amazing how many places I've woken up naked and not known how I got there. Including, one time last spring, in a sleeping bag on my front porch.
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Ice is easy once you get used to it. The ice storms we've had the last 2 years have pretty much made me the world's greatest ice driver. This will be the first winter in a long time that I've had RWD, but I'm not too concerned. Unless its windy, cause that tank gets blown around on dry roads if its windy.
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Yeah, I prefer secular sodas as well. Anywho, more to add... Conservatives Forgetting to turn my alarm on Sunday night Waking up Monday morning without the help of my alarm Realizing my body is set to my retarded schedule People who refuse to acknowledge the problems of today and tomorrow (wait, I already said conservatives) Waking up naked and on the wrong side of the bed and not knowing how it happened
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I dont care for people accusing me of hiding the bottle opener from them.
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hooker
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DVDA (double vaginal, double anal for the 6 people alive who dont know)
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Sometimes you're just better off saying f@#k it, stripping right there and taking a quick shower. Or invest in a bidet. No matter what, never say to yourself that baby wipes are an acceptable alternative if you start running out, because it just ends up awkward.
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Yo Gabba Gabba People who post on C&G in Italian
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Dirty sex act
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People who burn chicken then try to call it blackened
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post-coital pee stream
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Luckily I'm Prius ambivalent
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waste of time
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Dogs that are fixed, yet attempt to make sweet sweet doggy love when we have company
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Wal-Mart has a 15' pre-lit tree online. I want one just because it wont fit in the living room.
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Local news anchors Edited movies Prius haters Spiderman Oatmeal Raisin granola bars The holiday season
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I find it very difficult to urinate with an erection.
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I'd love to not have to decorate, but everyone is comeing here for Christmas because everyone else lives in a smaller house. So we're stuck decorating and cleaning. I have no idea where my tree went, unless one of my wonderful family members came and took it one day. I refuse to put up a real tree, too much work, too much cleanup.
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I had an artificial tree, but I'm not sure where it is. Kind of puts a damper on the whole decorating thing.
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fart