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What if Sylvester Stallone's metally-unstable Vietnam vet character was not named John Rambo, but instead Frankie Sparkles?

Col. Trautman: God didn't make Frankie Sparkles, I made him!

Col. Trautman: You've done enough damage. This mission is over, Frankie Sparkles. Do you understand me? This mission is over!!
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....and then, if Frankie Sparkles actually wore sparkles while doing some fight scene. I'm ascared.Posted Image Edited by HarleyEarl
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Whoah... where did this come from!?
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Anyone notice that "fly" rhymes with "high?"

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whoah, that's deep . . .
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I LOVE IT!! i think every tough guy should be named Frankie Sparkles - if you can be tough with a name like that, well, that would be the real tough test! Picture it, Tony Montana as Frankie Sparkles. Don Corleone as Frankie Sparkles. James Bond, any Bond, as Frankie Sparkles. but then again, I semi agree with satty, that brian is smoking crack. pass me the vodka, satty darling, wouldja?? LOL
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Yeah... but I wish I was. I'm starting to go into another depression for some reason...

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not all highs cure depression, sometimes it'll get worse.
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My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to Ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue.' Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk, It seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head, I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue.' Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen, I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame. But I made me a vow to the moon and stars That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars And kill that man that give me that awful name. Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July And I just hit town and my throat was dry, I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew. At an old saloon on a street of mud, There at a table, dealing stud, Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me 'Sue.' Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad >From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. He was big and bent and gray and old, And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!" Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down but, to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer. I tell ya, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when, He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss, He went for his gun and I pulled mine first, He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile. And he said: "Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along. So I give ya that name and I said good-bye I knew you'd have to get tough or die And it's that name that helped to make you strong." He said: 'Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you 'Sue'.' I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son, And I come away with a different point of view. And I think about him, now and then, Every time I try and every time I win, And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George! Anything but sue! I still hate that name! Shel Silverstein kicks ass.
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That was Johnny Cash.

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Yes, Johnny Cash did SING it.
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Why is it that I get accused of starting trouble with random threads when most of mine stil pertain to cars... this was freekin out of left field.

What if instead of "Rocky" it had been "Sparky"? Posted Image
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What F*&%$ING ever, it's the INTERNET, not daycare. :rolleyes:
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We've already had discussions about the porn link embedded in your signature. If you'd like to discuss it further...
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Once again it was accidental... :angry: the pic in question was NOT porn:

http://www.navnett.com/biler/ferrari/babe/...ri-girl-gas.jpg
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We've already had discussions about the porn link embedded in your signature. If you'd like to discuss it further...
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Fly:

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Then maybe your porn comment could have been a PM as well...

It's slander to say I post porn. It makes it sound like I postd some frontal nudity pic or a girl getting DP. <_< Edited by Sixty8panther
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68, there isn't anything slanderous about it. You DO post porn. REGULARLY. You don't seem to realize that people access this site at work and at home. Some people have their computers in family rooms. They might not want their children seeing images that they unknowingly access. What if they're at work and the boss is walking by as they inadvertantly click a Camaro pic and porn comes up? Do you ever think about anyone other than yourself? Jeez...
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Did I miss something? :huh:

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:huh:

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Thanks for the comic relief Satty. :)

I'm done with this argument. If porn is a girl in a traditional Bikini wiht a gasoline canister than we've got different views on the definition of the word. Or is THIS what you guys are talking about? Is this porn according to the moderators? :mellow:

This is a short list of pictures that I've posted in the last few months that contained sexy shots of women.

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