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Pontiac Custom-S in a kilt.

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OK, as some of you know, I am going to be in my niece's wedding in Scotland in July 08. All the men in it have to wear kilts, much to my dismay. Because it is so far away, I have to do my 1st kilt fitting tomorrow night, so the measurements can be sent back to Scotland so my kilt will be ready and waiting for me when I arrive. So tomorrow night I will be in Media, PA, being fitted for my dress/kilt. I guess you can tell I'm not into the spirit of the thing yet, nothing a few beers won't cure. :AH-HA_wink:

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Yeah, what do you do if you hit a breeze?

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just make sure it's long enough

Yeah, what do you do if you hit a breeze?

He will probably like it the other way. :P

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Yeah, what do you do if you hit a breeze?

I'm hairy enough or should I say furry enough to keep warm in hurricane force winds, and should the wind blow the kilt up, some lucky women are going to be thrilled! :AH-HA_wink:

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I'm hairy enough or should I say furry enough to keep warm in hurricane force winds, and should the wind blow the kilt up, some lucky women are going to be thrilled! :AH-HA_wink:

Oh wow...
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Hmmm... well, July 18th of next year I have my 20th high school reunion..not sure how I'll dress for that..not a kilt though... (though I definitely have Scots-Irish heritage).

Since it's S. Florida (Marathon) in July, I want to be comfortable. It should be interesting..

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Bitch please, Custom-S, you know you will be standing on the hot air grate the whole time, coyly pursing your lips as you halfheartedly hold down your kilt.
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Ever see that Sierra Mist ad? :P

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I'm hairy enough or should I say furry enough to keep warm in hurricane force winds, and should the wind blow the kilt up, some lucky women are going to be thrilled! :AH-HA_wink:

:lol:

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Bitch please, Custom-S, you know you will be standing on the hot air grate the whole time, coyly pursing your lips as you halfheartedly hold down your kilt.

there is a Joe Phillips picture of this scene that I've been trying to find all day....

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Doing his best Marilyn Monroe impersonation. :lol:

I have worn a kilt to some bear runs and they are rather breezy. They are cool though.

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Media is just down the road from me, and I have a digital camera. :AH-HA_wink:

Time for some blackmail! :lol:

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Right next door.

I won't make a very good spy photographer though, the bright red Firehawk, black Maserati, and a Duramax Silverado aren't exactly stealthy.

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Right next door.

I won't make a very good spy photographer though, the bright red Firehawk, black Maserati, and a Duramax Silverado aren't exactly stealthy.

Borrow your mom's Dodge.

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And I thought you were my friend! :P:nono:

Man, I am trying to make you a celebrity.:smilewide:

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Meh - too much work.

I've got bigger fish to fry today anyway.

You should do it, and blackmail him to never say anything bad about Holden again.
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Man, I am trying to make you a celebrity.:smilewide:

You mean I'm not? :P At least in the GM world when they hear I'm coming to their site, there is a great gnashing of teeth and lamenting to the high heavens and on occasion men have been known to lose control of normal bodily functions. I really don't know why though, I'm the sweetest man I know, a Teddy Bear even. I just happen to have 12 inch razor sharp teeth which I sharpen daily, it makes for a nice smile. :smilewide:

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