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Cory Wolfe

The Perfect Valentine's Gift.

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This would be especially great for HUMMER owners.

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how small is your penis exactly....?

Check out my nudie 2008 calendar and find out. :P

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Actually, BV, I can get this from my wife anytime I want. Would prefer a car, but instead of the Hummer in the photograph I'd settle for a Solstice.

Chris

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...anytime I want...

This is probably a bit of a stretch.

If she's truly the woman who will, then you are the luckiest man I know.

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This is probably a bit of a stretch.

If she's truly the woman who will, then you are the luckiest man I know.

not counting teh gays....

I can get it from my man any time I want..... and there are more than few others a simple speed dial away if I wanted....

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Vipe, I've seen your pics....you can do MUCH better than that!

Wouldn't be for me, or my boyfriend for that matter. I think my brother could use it, though. He's such a loner. :P

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Wouldn't be for me, or my boyfriend for that matter. I think my brother could use it, though. He's such a loner. :P

Buying THAT for your brother is just all kinds of effed-up. Haha

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more to the point, my bf proved to be quite distracting while I was cooking him his Valentine's Day dinner. I had to make him put away his plaything though lest something get singed....

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Buying THAT for your brother is just all kinds of effed-up. Haha

Haha.. I said nothing about buying one for him. He just needs one. Would make a great gag gift. :P

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Haha.. I said nothing about buying one for him. He just needs one. Would make a great gag gift. :P

I guess that depends on how big his....

no.. just can't continue with this one....

edit: and the idea of BV calling someone else a "loaner" really gives me pause....

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Notice how they said "driving around in an old Lincoln..." because Cadillac owners get plenty of REAL head!

[all-riiiiight, giggaty-gigatty-GIG-AH-TY!]

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I guess that depends on how big his....

no.. just can't continue with this one....

edit: and the idea of BV calling someone else a "loaner" really gives me pause....

Haha... True.

He's 10 times the loner that I ever was, though. He stays locked up in his room all day having phone sex with some girl who lives in Arkansas. Pfft. Atleast I get out every now and have a boyfriend I can have real sex with. That and he hasn't cut his hair in about a year, so it's sort or hippy-ish. I don't think he grasps the idea of conditioner, either. It's just a big mop of frizz. :P

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That and he hasn't cut his hair in about a year, so it's sort or hippy-ish. I don't think he grasps the idea of conditioner, either. It's just a big mop of frizz. :P

Nothing wrong with hippy hair, just tell him to condition it and keep it healthy otherwise it will speed up the balding process :unsure:

If its already really bad then he needs to cut it all off and take care of it as it grows out again.

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