Blue planet.

pardon

chard

Heh. This was more cryptic than I thought.

Captain planet?

Nope.

kelp

help

" show you everything. [Let] you see what you will, will not see ..."

Follow the clues.

Very large person wearing a cord sweater stuffed in a small bathtub.

I'm 6'1" and what I have is indeed small, no pun intended. Seriously.

I don't wear sweaters, though.

Oh? I think there's a tumblr site dedicated to you.

Captain planet?

he's a hero.

You bought a Monteverdi Tiara?

Nope. You're thinking along the right path, though.

It is, in fact, a car and it's European.

What is that streak across the black part, a wiper blade?

It is, in fact, a car and it's European.

am I close?

What is that streak across the black part, a wiper blade?

Yep.

Nope. Not even close.

It is, in fact, a car and it's European.

am I close?

Nope, but you did choose a European car from the correct country.

BMW 318 ti

Astra

BMW 318 ti

Still, nope. Although I entertained the thought of a Beemer, the insurance premiums and price of one in good nick threw it off of my radar.

Astra

I didn't think someone would guess correctly this soon, but that's got it.

The title of the thread is a Jeremy Clarkson quote, for those who were wondering. When reviewing the Astra OPC/VXR he said that "in a hot hatch beauty contest, [the Astra] would certainly go home with the tiara."

I know this will undoubtedly raise financial questions. To simply answer them, I raised half of the money to buy the car and my parents matched that to help me out with college, since the Dakota was rather inappropriate as a daily driver for a poor college student.

Edited May 22, 201214 yr by black-knight

BMW 318 ti

Still, nope. Although I entertained the thought of a Beemer, the insurance premiums and price of one in good nick threw it off of my radar.

Astra

I didn't think someone would guess correctly this soon, but that's got it.

The title of the thread is a Jeremy Clarkson quote, for those who were wondering. When reviewing the Astra OPC/VXR he said that "in a hot hatch beauty contest, [the Astra] would certainly go home with the tiara."

I know this will undoubtedly raise financial questions. To simply answer them, I raised half of the money to buy the car and my parents matched that to help me out with college, since the Dakota was rather inappropriate as a daily driver for a poor college student.

You think the 5 pages long article you're working on might have given me a clue?

BMW 318 ti

Still, nope. Although I entertained the thought of a Beemer, the insurance premiums and price of one in good nick threw it off of my radar.

Astra

I didn't think someone would guess correctly this soon, but that's got it.

The title of the thread is a Jeremy Clarkson quote, for those who were wondering. When reviewing the Astra OPC/VXR he said that "in a hot hatch beauty contest, [the Astra] would certainly go home with the tiara."

I know this will undoubtedly raise financial questions. To simply answer them, I raised half of the money to buy the car and my parents matched that to help me out with college, since the Dakota was rather inappropriate as a daily driver for a poor college student.

You think the 5 pages long article you're working on might have given me a clue?

Now that you mention it, I think there may be an addendum in store for that article.