A Horse With No Name

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf, that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me.” The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is. Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !" The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.”

Methinks they are sliding slightly into survival mode at the moment.

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had.... Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??' Not bad in Columbus at the moment.

We ahve a near mint GNX for sale here in Columbus at cArs2NV....

I have had neighbors at two different times with rare camaros...a near mint early 80's Pace car that never left the garage and a legit 69 ZL1. ZL1 was originally hugger orange, guy repainted the car black. ...and of all of the above, I really like the current 2018 model. Not that I would kick any of the others out of the garage.

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Quoted For Truth. ...even a German car in this situation can be a decent buy. Ohhh absolutely. Not sure how we went from used Luxury sedans to the Versa Note though. Probably a Luxury sedan for those in Uzbekistan... This is the model of operation for BMW. It is also why they engineer such high repair costs into their cars....keep the sheep coming back.

I do enjoy it, thanks. The real problem is our 24 hour news cycle and our need to constantly worry that the sky is falling. Lutz is just being an attention whore by becoming part of the process.

Rational enough. Bolt is also much better looking than the Fit and offers a lot that the Fit doesn't...it's also twice the price...

I kind of feel that way about the whole country right now. Personally...the problem goes way beyond Musk...

Vehicles like the Honda HRV are all the rage...I would argue the Bolt is similar enough to that...

So now the guy who says everything needs to be a crossover and nothing needs to be a sedan says the Bolt needs to be a Sedan. Could someone in Pennsylvania check to see if the Pittsburgh water system has been contaminated with Lead from Flint Michigan? Quoted for Truth.

Happy Birthday....another dozen years you can be old and grey like me!

Pardon me, then I retract my comment. I thought production on this had moved to China also.

Human stupidity is the real reason most of these people die... When you try to stiff your meth dealer for payment in a dark alley or pull a loaded gun on a cop...you don't need to be part of our gene pool.

...and being built in China is why I will never allow one of these to grace my driveway. Ever. Probably one of the most intelligent things you have said here at C and G. Do you go into a Sushi restaurant and complain that you can't get a deli sandwich or a steak...seriously? Interested in seeing what an Xt7 would do...

Gun deaths are largely but not entirely the human tree of life being self pruning. Tree of life is also self pruning in our insistence on the merit in for profit health care. Many of those car accidents are tree of life self pruning also...I.E. people trying to beat a train. Nature and Darwin would dictate that a certain portion of any population is unfit to reproduce. The woman putting on makeup while texting in the Sonata in the next lane would be the mandate for this claim. See tree of life self pruning comment. Merging this with the Kia Soul thread...small rodents/mammals probably more effective at driving than Humans.

Tesla is a dead man walking in the automobile industry. I see them done by 2019 or 2020. This is Cheers and Gears...i could see people coming out with wood in honor of a man... He is an absolute moron on the Climate change issue. I think insurance companies not the government will be the big push for autonomous cars. They do not need to be anywhere near 99.9 % perfect, just better than humans. As I have said before, my middle daughter is working in automotive claims. Claim the other day was from a person who rear ended a vehicle stopped at a red light. Woman driving the car claimed she shouldn't be marked at fault because cars shouldn't stop at red lights. She sees and deals with something this stupid on a daily basis. This, not the evil Gov'ment or Lutz is driving us towards autonomous cars.

Stale ones at that...

You should see what it has done to the average IQ.... It goes quick after the big 4-0...

Less than zero with the leaders of both parties at this point.

Probably never...but there horses will still run just fine when the dead dino juice runs out.