A Horse With No Name

Also, if you want to get really depressed, go to the Copart Website and look at all of the vehicles marked "flood damage" near places like Houston...especially those in the section marked "Classics" https://www.copart.com/lot/40000757 https://www.copart.com/lot/39001317 https://www.copart.com/lot/41370017

Slacker...I put 700 mile tanks on my TDI Jetta. My R line Beetle, less so...but since it ahs the GTI power train...I am enjoying actual power and the DSG a bit. Glad you are ok...good luck with whatever you decide. It may indeed be a Total. My daughter works in insurance claims and it is amazing how little it takes to total a modern car.

Quoted for absolute ungodly truth of the statement. I despise Ford and Lincoln, but even I will have to admit they ahve a winner on their hands with the new Navi.

...or something to that effect. Were i to buy any GM car at this stage of my life with my own money, Bolt would rank really high on the list. I just wish my wife ah liked the Buick lineup more when I showed them to her.

I actually like Canadians better than Americans (as a general rule), and Greeks are some of my favorite people on the planet. One of the debaters on the debate team I coach is just fantastic...she is Greek...i think of you every time we go to a tournament. There is a form of debate called performance debate where you mix an artistic performance with debating in a college debate round. Pammy wants to incorporate traditional Greek dance into a form that can be utilized during a college debate. You are twice blessed...

A vehicle like the Bolt would be perfect for me given that I frequently haul things.

I am the biggest VW fan here but VW and anything electrical go together like ethics and congress. My vote for an electric would be Bolt.

I actually kind of liked the looks but it was wildly impractical.

This seems entirely rational.

A performance version of this might ahve been interesting....

Interesting to see what Subaru does with this in the future.

It is a nice looking vehicle, actually. I like it.

Impressively, a few years alter they have made this thing even uglier.

...and several years later this problem still persists.

Apparently you enjoy your Hitachi very well.... ...and in a few more years Chryco will build everything sparingly.

Probably circling Columbus Ohio on I-270 because they are built in nearby Marysville. Seriously though....this was a lame era of Civic.

What an absolutely gorgeous truck! We live in such an age of automotive abundance...like I said before...what an amazing time to be alive and be an enthusiast.

Surprising, I thought Seattle would be fairly warm this time of year.

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