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Ahhh..that explains the dialogue I heard on the drive time radio show this afternoon..they were talking about naming a kid Adolph Hitler, wondered why..

Speaking of wierd names, a professor I knew in grad school that quite to go to Microsoft named his 1st son Tristian, his second son, Tristian 2.0.

A couple I worked with in Colorado decided to name all their kids names beginning w/ 'Z', so over a few years they had Zak, Zed, Zoe, and Zoltan.

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I think the store should absolutely put the child's full name on the cake. Here's why:

Store puts the kid's name on the cake, ignorant white supremacist (his daughter's middle name is Aryan Nations, anybody else catch that?) dad is happy, he shuts his mouth and blows away like a fart in the wind until the stork drops off his next little inbred bundle of joy. (David Duke or James Earl Ray? I wonder.....)

The alternative:

Store sticks to its guns, the ACLU steps in on dad's behalf because worthless asswipes are people too (they've already gone to bat for other pillars of the community like members of the KKK and NAMBLA, remember), ignorant dad and the ACLU gets a huge decision in their favor because the justice system is full of spineless douchebags, and then every other like-minded hick names the children they have with their sister things like "I Hate Niggers And Jews" and "White Pride World Wide" because they know it's their legal right to have it written on birthday cakes and everything else for the rest of time. Great.

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I think the store should absolutely put the child's full name on the cake. Here's why:

Store puts the kid's name on the cake, ignorant white supremacist (his daughter's middle name is Aryan Nations, anybody else catch that?) dad is happy, he shuts his mouth and blows away like a fart in the wind until the stork drops off his next little inbred bundle of joy. (David Duke or James Earl Ray? I wonder.....)

The alternative:

Store sticks to its guns, the ACLU steps in on dad's behalf because worthless asswipes are people too (they've already gone to bat for other pillars of the community like members of the KKK and NAMBLA, remember), ignorant dad and the ACLU gets a huge decision in their favor because the justice system is full of spineless douchebags, and then every other like-minded hick names the children they have with their sister things like "I Hate Niggers And Jews" and "White Pride World Wide" because they know it's their legal right to have it written on birthday cakes and everything else for the rest of time. Great.

Amen!! That's funny $h!!! :cheers:

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It's like he just wants his kids to have their asses kicked.

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dang i was going to post this story hehe. i bet the kids dont make it through middle school before they are beat up everyday or have to leave and start home schooling.

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It's like he just wants his kids to have their asses kicked.

Yup. I think the state, if it chooses to pursue it, could have a real case against these parents for child abuse. I hope they rot in hell for what they're selfishly doing to those poor children.

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I read, or heard somewhere that the French bureaucracy decides whether they will accept your choice of names when registering a birth there. There was a case where parent went to court because their choice was rejected, and it was nothing like this, just an odd spelling or name.

The really odd thing about all the Aryan supremacists, is that like the Nazis they usually hate anyone who is really an Aryan (the true Aryans are various ethnic groups in Afghanistan, Pakistan and India, and their wandering offshoots, the Rom [Gypsies] and Dom [Muslim Gypsies]).

I do know of a guy whose name is Meriadoc Peregrin Took. That's commitment.

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it was also getting out of hand in new zealand. people naming kids kitchen and bathroom and retarded stuff like that. we just recently had a patient come in to the hospital. the name was ty-a.

anyone care to write out the pronunciation? i'll spell it out later on this evening.

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C'mon Satty, chime in? What's your next kid's name going to be?

Poon?

Poop Chute?

This is SUCH a topic for his sense of humor. I'm awaiting for something hilariously offensive.

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One I've heard a few times in recent years (don't know if it's an urban legend or not) was that a baby girl was named 'Shi Thead' pronounced 'Shah-THAYed'..

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One I've heard a few times in recent years (don't know if it's an urban legend or not) was that a baby girl was named 'Shi Thead' pronounced 'Shah-THAYed'..

I think $h! Head is a nice name for a baby :smilewide:

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I think $h! Head is a nice name for a baby :smilewide:

Though $h! Butt would be more accurate.. the little ones are always crapping in their daipers.

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Granolas/hippies name their children weird $h!. It almost ensures these kids are marginalized if they later want to go mainstream and CORRECTLY "deviate" from their parents.

I was once up in the Sierras at a lake (during the summer) and this ugly hippie douche bag called out for her (probably illegitimate) daughter: "Sequoia....Sequoia"

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More proof that certain (a lot) of people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

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Though $h! Butt would be more accurate.. the little ones are always crapping in their daipers.

Have you ever noticed Limburger cheese smells just like baby poop? I was always told it was nasty stuff, but then when I picked up a loaf of it in the deli case and took a whiff through the packaging, I about passed out...

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Have you ever noticed Limburger cheese smells just like baby poop? I was always told it was nasty stuff, but then when I picked up a loaf of it in the deli case and took a whiff through the packaging, I about passed out...

Nope, thankfully, I've never had to smell baby poop. (I don't remember smelling my own as a baby). Puppy poop seems to have no smell (and the poo that comes out of my 3lb Yorkie puppy is pretty tiny). But cat poop, that's another story...(like the time years ago I accidentally stepped in the litter box in the laundry room barefoot)..

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Granolas/hippies name their children weird $h!. It almost ensures these kids are marginalized if they later want to go mainstream and CORRECTLY "deviate" from their parents.

I was once up in the Sierras at a lake (during the summer) and this ugly hippie douche bag called out for her (probably illegitimate) daughter: "Sequoia....Sequoia"

I recall being in a Whole Foods a couple years ago and this yuppified couple was calling their approx. 10 yr old daughter 'Schumacher'...odd name for a kid.

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ty-a

i said ti-a... the mothers rebuttal was "de dash be not silent." thats right ti dasha... wow...

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A guy I used to work with owns a comic book store on the side and goes to Comic-Con every year says he knows a guy who's a big Star Trek fan and named his kids Spock and James Tiberius.

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That's just low...limiting your child's chance at being successful down the road because you want to prove a stupid point. People like this are too irresponsible to be parents, no matter how they try to spin it.

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Wow... That's sad.

I do remember the uproar a couple of years ago about the couple that wanted to name their kid "Metallica" after the band.

James (the lead singer of the band) said he was flattered, but thought it was a bad idea.

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Even in Germany, no one names their son Adolph.

Wild Pontiac prototype pic in yer sig...looks like what a '69 Grand Prix could have looked like had it stayed a B-body.

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Wild Pontiac prototype pic in yer sig...looks like what a '69 Grand Prix could have looked like had it stayed a B-body.

:AH-HA_wink:

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