G. David Felt

I am a rare car Fan. I was born and raised here in Seattle and I HATE COFFEE!!! That is one way to not get me there. Yup StarBucks makes no money off me.

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I will say that someone who ever it was is an amazing painter to have this quality of wood grain sprayed onto the car.

Sounds Like Fun, a bit of a drive from Seattle. Good Luck with the drive. Take lots of pics so we can see what lovely curves are there!

Boy are we a talkative group on this Furry. I think I challange you all to make a 6 word Memoirs about this baby. To understand review this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Word_Memoirs My six word Memoir for this Wagon!!! Furry Hell, Furry Heaven, You Decide!

Today is a COOL Day for me. Pretty Cool I think. Talk back peeps and tell me what you think. I just got the Distributor ship paper work for the following company: BRC Gas Equipment of Italy http://www.brc.it/ge...nid=168&lang=en# They have an awesome Home Fueling station as well as Commercial Fueling Station. http://www.brcfuelma...a/chi_siamo.asp

And yet, the CTS still has a plasticy interior, and Cadillac can't manage to get any sales in Europe. And Cadillac is still drifing around 5th place in sales in their home market. If Mercedes is so flawed, it should be easy for Cadillac pass them by and make a $100k car that sells 75,000 units globally per year, and get 500k sales out of the CTS and ATS. The C-class interior is just as plasticy. Cadillac will only get 500k in sales from the CTS if they turn into Mercedes McFleetwhore and flood the taxicab market in Europe with them. C-class and E-class taxis here are as common as Crown Vics in the states. If that is what you want of Cadillac, you are insane. NO NO NO, NO FLEET SALES!!! The last thing GM needs to do is Whore out the CTS!

Old Corvette to allow the exhuast to flow? Is this the 69 License plate bracket that was on some Chevys and Pontiacs? GM is selling OEM Replacements Fits many Chevrolets and Pontiacs from 1969 to 1969 Brand: GM Performance Parts Auto Part #: 3945756 Original GM quality! Technically correct. EDP coated black as original.

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I wonder if the new platform could be a lightweight version of an AWD with Twin Turbo 4 & 6 engines for performance as the SS and Police versions and yet have a volume of FWD appliances that are appealing enough to replace all those ugly forgetable FWD appliances from Toyo and Ford.

This is so true, if the ELR looks like the concept, I will be adding another Caddy t the 3 I already own. I am the kind of customer GM/Cadillac needs to keep happy as I spend money on cars. 2004 SRX, 2005 CTS, 2006 Escalade ESV Platinum. Was going to buy a CTS V coupe, but the wife wanted a small AWD suv, so the 2008 Trailblazer SS joined the family. I do have to say I love this little SUV. Sweet Ride.

So this is their answer to Climate Change? Interesting car, I wonder how many will really want it.

GM also needs to force dealerships to invest in upgrading their place of business. The Caddy dealership I have bought my last 3 from is soooooo dated. They still have Olds, Pontiac and Hummer on their signage out front and the inside has not been remodeled since 92 as I asked. I remember some pictures of some beautiful Caddy dealerships in China. They need to do this here. The local Lexus dealership went from an old building to a 3 story amazing swank digs with an awesome drop off and pick up area. They really need to have all Caddy dealerships modern and world class in addition to the cars and trucks they sell.

H'mmmm I would say it would make the girls smile with a slight giggle.

OUCH, at least the truck won kinda

Way to go to your sister, nothing wrong with the DTS's as long as you know they are float mobiles. I will say this car has many things going for it even though I did not like the float ride.

WOW, cool too see that an awesome old car can still cross the mother land.

Too Funny, right way to leave a message though

Talk about Justice, about time those ugly taurus got what it deserved.

LOL, those are too funny

WOW, that totally sucks. Must be an old picture as the police look acient.

Picture is gone already I wanted to see the wood

OUCH those poor cars. I do not think the aston is totalled, but an expensive repair none the less and that guy with the controller I bet will be fired.