A Horse With No Name

...or something to that effect. Were i to buy any GM car at this stage of my life with my own money, Bolt would rank really high on the list. I just wish my wife ah liked the Buick lineup more when I showed them to her.

I actually like Canadians better than Americans (as a general rule), and Greeks are some of my favorite people on the planet. One of the debaters on the debate team I coach is just fantastic...she is Greek...i think of you every time we go to a tournament. There is a form of debate called performance debate where you mix an artistic performance with debating in a college debate round. Pammy wants to incorporate traditional Greek dance into a form that can be utilized during a college debate. You are twice blessed...

A vehicle like the Bolt would be perfect for me given that I frequently haul things.

I am the biggest VW fan here but VW and anything electrical go together like ethics and congress. My vote for an electric would be Bolt.

I actually kind of liked the looks but it was wildly impractical.

This seems entirely rational.

A performance version of this might ahve been interesting....

Interesting to see what Subaru does with this in the future.

It is a nice looking vehicle, actually. I like it.

Impressively, a few years alter they have made this thing even uglier.

...and several years later this problem still persists.

Apparently you enjoy your Hitachi very well.... ...and in a few more years Chryco will build everything sparingly.

Probably circling Columbus Ohio on I-270 because they are built in nearby Marysville. Seriously though....this was a lame era of Civic.

What an absolutely gorgeous truck! We live in such an age of automotive abundance...like I said before...what an amazing time to be alive and be an enthusiast.

Surprising, I thought Seattle would be fairly warm this time of year.

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