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Halloween

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For the first time in what seems like forever, I'm going to be able to do something on Halloween. We're planning on going to the pub crawl, and I need to think of a kickass costume. My initial though was a giant tampon, but that would lead to logistical problems. I've also though about putting on a dress and makeup and just being a drag queen for a night. I cant think of anything good. Maybe I can be the white Mr. T :mr-t:

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You're not taking your son trick-or-treating?

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He's going with his mom this year. I got to take him last year, which sucked for him because it was decently warm out and he was in a puppy-dog costume.

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Don't do the drag queen thing. It's so played out. Whatever you go as - it needs to involve a giant afro wig.

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Giant Elton John sunglasses? :scratchchin:
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What? A fully-functional Transsexual with a giant afro?
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What about going as the Kool-Aid guy? Or a giant packet of Tang?

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We're supposed to be moving...hopefully somewhere far from where we are now this month, so Halloween isn't really on my mind.

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Ew, a tampon with a giant afro? Sounds like a tampon "falling out".
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This thread makes me laugh... Oh, the virtues I've forgotten of C&G. :lol:

Myself, I'd like to dress up and do something this year. Haven't done a damn thing the past few years. Maybe I could try my first foray into drag... Or, on second thought, maybe not. :P

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If you dress up as a tampon Im going to stalk you down and spray red food coloring all over you.

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I have an aversion to anything maxi pad/tampon related. I was sent to the store by my hag for some emergency pads and plugs and such, and it was like overwhelming. There must have been 100 different brands/sizes/types of absorbency/ratings/ones with wings/ones that don't fly/ones that smell like potpourri/etc.

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I have an aversion to anything maxi pad/tampon related. I was sent to the store by my hag for some emergency pads and plugs and such, and it was like overwhelming. There must have been 100 different brands/sizes/types of absorbency/ratings/ones with wings/ones that don't fly/ones that smell like potpourri/etc.

It's not so bad. I've bought pads for my wife since before we even got married.

I think I've perfected the art of looking cool walking through WalMart while carrying a pack of Always®. :lol2:

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The best costume I ever saw was a young woman wearing a black body suit with socks pinned all over her body. I noticed that none of the socks matched. I asked her what she was and she replied, "I'm the black hole where your socks go in the washer." Imagination: 100% Cost: very cheap.

Saw a guy last year with his face cut through a very big book (it required a lot of tricky bracing on his shoulders that he cleverly concealed). Obviously: Facebook.

Me, when I used to party on Halloween (in my much younger days) it was always an excuse to dress down. The best 'costume' I wore was a woman's slip and a mis-matched bikini top. I wasn't wearing any underwear and was somewhat horrified when a friend pointed out that due to the lights on the stage at the club, my thingy could be seen quite clearly through the slip while I was dancing. Well, truth be known, I was horrified for about a nanosecond. :AH-HA_wink:

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How about a urinal made of ceiling tiles. Me in my senior year of college. I was Fidel's private pisser for the night.

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This year I'm Leatherface:

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Easiest costume:

Raincoat + swim trunks (underneath, for legality) + tennis shoes + dark socks + baseball cap + sunglasses

=

FLASHER

(when you dont' have enough time and don't want to spend money on a costume)

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It's not so bad. I've bought pads for my wife since before we even got married.

I think I've perfected the art of looking cool walking through WalMart while carrying a pack of Always®. :lol2:

Well... I also have some resentment working at CVS when I was in highschool... they always put me in the maxi-pad/tampon/douche aisle... and I'd always get these women who just wanted to get in, grunt, grab, get out. I felt like I was going to be attacked by a woman once cause I was between her and the pad of her choice.

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