<tongue in cheek>
Intercom: This concludes the safest part of your journey. Thank you for surfing C&G Airlines. As we indicated at the start of the flight, we at C&G Airlines are bitter about the career paths we have taken, and we do then to take that out on our members. We at C&G Airlines realize that in your online plans you have a choice of many discussion boards, but we'd like to thank you for surfing the GM skinned boards of Cheers & Gears.
Steward: Okay, here we go - thanks for flying with us, buh-bye. Buh-bye! Thanks, now. Buh-bye.
Stewardess: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Hey, you live here in Pittsburgh?
Passenger 1: Uh.. no, actually, I -
Steward: Buh-bye! Buh-bye.
Passenger 2: Uh, excuse me, could you tell me -
Stewardess: Buh-bye. I'm sorry, what part didn't you understand - the buh or the bye? Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: Hi, I'm getting a connecting flight to Denver, and I was wondering if you know the gate?
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: Yeah, I'm.. I'm just about..
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: But if you just wait..
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. You're very heavy.
Passenger 4: [ angry ] What did you say to me?!
Steward: [ defensive ] What?! I said "Buh-bye!" I just said "Buh-bye" 40 times in a row, why would I say anything else, it doesn't make sense! Did I just say something without knowing it? No! Go! Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Hi, I was just wondering -
Steward: No, no, no - buh-bye! Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Excuse, me.. hello! You have been rude to me..
Steward: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: ..the entire flight -
Stewardess: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: No! I wanted a blanket,
Steward: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: and you never -
Stewardess: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: ..you never brought it to me -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: And I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: You are so rude!
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will never fly -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: This is ridiculous!
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Screw this!! [ exits plane ]
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