Satty

Poop Joke Central

63 posts in this topic

Just thought you'd like to know, I've been quarantined. No clue what I ate to make this happen.

Sick bastards, you only clicked because you want to see DF involved in poo-play.

Edited by Dodgefan
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Post of the Year candidate?

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Thats what happens when one eats too much fiber.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Just don't go to that station anymore.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just don't go to that station anymore.

If that's the case;

Maybe it'll give you super strength like Fry in that episode of Futurama where he eats the truck stop sandwich.

Edited by FUTURE_OF_GM
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The gas around here has been at a new level of scary since last night.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My gas actually hasn't smelled at all these past couple days...

At first it was kinda neat, but now I'm starting to worry...

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's perfectly natural :P

Sometimes I have really loud big ones that have no smell at all.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
We should start a C&G Orchestra.
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
It's perfectly natural :P

Sometimes I have really loud big ones that have no smell at all.

The sneaky, silent ones smell the worst :smilewide:

Edited by ZL-1
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I had violent gas a couple of weeks ago--I had to hold it in for hours until I had a break. I kept saying, "Who is moving desks all day?!" every time my stomach grumbled. When I finally got to my car halfway through the day to go to the other building, I nearly blew the Buick off its axles.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm still kinda gassy, someone may be getting a dutch oven tonight.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Intestinal problems make you want to shop?:huh:
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Intestinal problems make you want to shop?:huh:

Secretly, I've wanted a dutch oven (the cast iron cooking device) for years, but I figured that if I got one, I'd get an enormous amount of grief from everyone I know.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I had violent gas a couple of weeks ago--I had to hold it in for hours until I had a break. I kept saying, "Who is moving desks all day?!" every time my stomach grumbled. When I finally got to my car halfway through the day to go to the other building, I nearly blew the Buick off its axles.

:lol:

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
:lol:

You think that's bad... last winter I had a stomach virus... I had the most putrid gas ever. The kind that slips out softly and you're not even sure if you just $h! yourself with water. I planted myself near a window during dead of winter and I taught the majority of classes that day from that position in the room.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I love morning farts...you know when you wake up and release all of the gas that built up overnight. Few things are as satisfying.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm still kinda gassy, someone may be getting a dutch oven tonight.

Better to give a dutch oven than a rusty trombone.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Best thing to do every morning is to do crunches and work out all the gas from over night then you are Gas-X free all day naturally. :P

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
You think that's bad... last winter I had a stomach virus... I had the most putrid gas ever. The kind that slips out softly and you're not even sure if you just $h! yourself with water. I planted myself near a window during dead of winter and I taught the majority of classes that day from that position in the room.

Yep, I've had days like that.....

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Only Satty could make a thread about farts.......and have it last well into two pages.....

:lol:

I personally think farts are funny......but the worst part about farts is when you are in the early stages of dating someone, and you start sleeping at each others' places.....and that typical middle-of-the-night gassy buildup occurs in your lower intestines....and you are scared to death to let any of it out with your new love interest laying right next to you.....

:o

Then, all of a sudden, your relationship matures to the point where you know you are close to someone when you can fart in front of them.....

:D

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I had bad gas Sunday. So did one of the terriers. Watching TV, a sleeping dog beside me on the sofa farting in synch w/ me. Priceless.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I had bad gas Sunday. So did one of the terriers. Watching TV, a sleeping dog beside me on the sofa farting in synch w/ me. Priceless.

My mini schnauzers will fart.....then turn around and look at their ass and wonder "what the heck was that?"

It's the funniest thing in the world....

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
My mini schnauzers will fart.....then turn around and look at their ass and wonder "what the heck was that?"

It's the funniest thing in the world....

Heh-heh... my little farter is a Silkie Terrier...the Westies, Aussie Terrier and the Yorkie puppy don't seem to fart, but the Silkie gets a lot of gas...been changing her diet to incl. baby food (veggies). She's a rescue from a puppy mill, weighed about 7 lbs w/ missing hair spots and other problems 4 years ago, now she's a bit overweight at 14lbs but her coat is beautiful and she's healthy overall. Her name is Tinky (Tinkerbell), and when she is gaseous, I call her Stinky.

Edited by moltar
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Your content will need to be approved by a moderator

Guest
You are commenting as a guest. If you have an account, please sign in.
Reply to this topic...

×   You have pasted content with formatting.   Remove formatting

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor