Satty

A couple of observations about the pics BV posted. I really like that blue color of the G6. Still not a huge G6 fan, but I like the color. As for the Solstice, the lights going up with the hood is pretty cool. I hope the hood opening up like that doesn't make access to anything difficult.

White trash is like pornography. I cant describe it, but I know it when I see it. As for your crusade against higher education, you do realize that without "overly educated yet simplistic" minds you wouldn't have that little box called a computer that you use to bitch about stuff, and your life expectancy would be like 38. Your entire post comes across as bitter, something in the past you would like to get off your chest? Maybe something in regards to all the white trash mentioned on here? Were you turned down from an institution of higher learning? Did a giraffe eat your cupcake?

Older pickups and vans have to top the list. 3rd Gen Camaros are up there (I cant add Firebirds because this really hot girl I know drives one with T-Tops) as are pretty much any other domestic built between 1983 and 1995, with an emphasis on Pontiacs, Oldsmobiles and Mercurys. Hondas and Toyotas seem to be making there way down to this level slowly, at least in these parts.

Pick a Panther, any Panther.

The Smart ForFour is enough car to fit the needs of 75% of Americans. Too bad they'd never buy it.

A Cobra, most likely one of the millions of Shelby knockoffs, that was nice looking and sounding. A Model A and a Skyliner were to be seen as well.

'blu, did you get a strange look buying Kanye West and Paul McCartnet albums at the same time? Thats one hell of a strange combo. I haven't heard the new Kanye song, I'm sure I will sometime. I've heard the new McCartney album is pretty good, but that was from a Clearchannel DJ, so who knows if it really is.

Alfa Romeo

An old Chevy pickup that apparently had no exhaust whatsoever and flying a Confederate flag running a red light. I bet their other car is a Pontiac.

Me, thanks to Fly.

If those taillights were sold here, they'd be considered rice. What are they considered in China? For a minivan, it looks ok, just not like a Buick.

Small pic, but you get it. I think the Regal interior is nice because it has less of the typical GM (Buick) flat dash syndrome. The LaX looks like a modernized 80's B-body, just straight across where the Regal at least has some lines to it and the controls, appear at least, are more driver oriented.

You really shouldn't link straight from the makers website. Makes cheating sooooo easy. It is made by Fluffy Bunnys Give Happy Endings Inc. and it is based off of the Hyundai Accent.

I dont think Chicago has nearly the negative stigma that Detroit has. The whole "murder capital of the U.S." thing is pretty bad for Detroit, even if it isn't currently the city with the highest crime rate, its still up there and people cant just ignore that. Cleveland....do people actually have an opinion about Cleveland? I thought it was like vanilla ice cream. Just there, nobody really likes it but nobody really hates it. I dont know, I dont see many people willing to brag about taking a cruise, then having to tell people they spent a beautiful day in Detroit, followed by one in Cleveland and ended up in Toronto. They offer another cruise that goes through Duluth. How exciting. I'm sorry but if I'm spending that kind of time on a boat, its either going to have Alaska's scenery or the Carribean's beaches.

Buick has a blandly styled, old mans car reputation. Pontiac has a boy racer, when they design it, they just run a fork down the side of a clay model reputation. Buick wins because old men have more money to spend than boy racers.

Nipple ring

Between reg and mute, I think its safe to sya they have internet access in the padded room ward.

I was thinking phallic, very phallic. I wonder if your penis feels larger just by owning one. I saw a 456GT at a gas station last weekend, muy nice.

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I hate cladding as much as the next guy, but thats taking hatred a little too far.

Its easier to bitch about stuff than to actually pay attention to what your kids are doing. Kids aren't the problem, parents are dumb.

Mercury Mistress All this talk about having sex with cars reminded me of this from SNL a few years back. Oddly enough the "Mercury Mistress" appears to be a Lincoln Continental with a pocket vagina behind the license plate.

Are those Alero taillights?

The Civics of the mid-90's achieved 45-50mpg fairly easily. MT did a road test back in 95ish with a Civic hatch that got like 48mpg. The new ones are worse because the new ones are heavier, meaning the engine has to work harder. They're not only heavier because they are bigger, but because they have loads of safety items and electrical doo-dads that weren't in many luxury cars ten years ago, much less entry-level ones.

So does the car come with one of these? If so, I'll pay the dealer the $400 to Scotchgard the seats.