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Yikes, if you're planning on being around polite company later in the afternoon, do not eat a veggie burger for lunch. Peeeeyew! :nono:
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I have...a handful of times. They generally taste like compacted grass clippings.

I have a tip of my own: Lycra bike shorts and heated leather seats don't go very well together.

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That reminds me, do not let women drive vehicles with heated leather seats in the summer! Someone I know, not going to mention any names, came in one hot August day and said something is wrong with the Grand Prix's air conditioner? It was not cooling her off at all. when I looked she had a big sweat ring around her back, the poor thing had put the heated seats on high and was driving around that way. :smilewide:

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No air conditioner can keep up with all that hair.:smilewide:
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blu, I'll always take a TIP from you.

veggie burgers I like, but some can be nastier than others.

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I now feel very guilty about global warming just because I've been producing so much methane this evening.
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You may not be guilty all alone shortly - I'm about to go get a Wawa meatball sandwich. :lol:

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what that is? i got a bloodhound gang cd and one of the songs is about a bumper sticker on a subaru in a wawa parking lot, continues to say do you even know what a wawa is

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what that is? i got a bloodhound gang cd and one of the songs is about a bumper sticker on a subaru in a wawa parking lot, continues to say do you even know what a wawa is

:lol:

Wawa is like a 7-11 that doesn't suck.

EDIT: Been meaning to tell you how much I like the Vanishing Point stills in your sig!

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I love Wawa...unfortunately I only get to go to one when I travel, as all we have around here is 7-11 <_<

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wawa....ive been to a wawa once.... none of them up here! :smilewide:

KY is Wawa and 7-11 free! :smilewide:

I have been to the former once in my life and the latter twice in my life. The closest thing we have to either down here would be a Speedway convenience store and it sucks compared to either of them.

But, forget Wawa, 7-11, and Speedway. I want to give these guys a try.

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I wonder if they would give me a Castrol Coke to wash it down with? :scratchchin:

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I have never eaten a veggie burger, but I have eaten a burger made from chickpeas. It didn't make me fart though.

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Last night a almost choked on my own fart...it smelt that bad!

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This is the grossest, most hilarious thread ever. I am rolling here. :rotflmao:

What can I say? I like sick humor!

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Oh, back in 1985, I once had a fart that whistled. I haven't been able to replicate it since. I think that was my ass's 15 minutes of fame.

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I had a friend that farted that smelt like mint. No joke. We called him "Minty" from that point on.

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Well, mint is a preferrable smell to what a fart normally smells like. :P

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Oh, back in 1985, I once had a fart that whistled. I haven't been able to replicate it since. I think that was my ass's 15 minutes of fame.

:lol:

Thanks K.C, I just choked on my Pepsi after reading that....almost made it to the screen... :hissyfit::P

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I thought I would share since it was a fart thread. My mom, dad, and brothers and sisters would have fart contests after drinking alot of soda pop when I was a kid. Mom always won for the loudest and the longest. Ahhh, those were the days!

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