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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEO...-11-13-12-04-38

GAUHATI, India (AP) -- With Rwanda off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of ... drunken elephants in India.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network's Web site.

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I heard that Indian farmers have a big problem with elephants on the fields. One response to this that I saw on TV was farmers who string up ropes at elephant head height smeared with a mixture of crude oil and tobacco. Apparently the elephants don't like that smell.

Mmmmm gotta get me some crude oil and tobacco mix. Sounds good!

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Yet another useless cause, taken up by yet another useless celebrity...

And people wonder why the majority of america thinks California possesses no value at all to us.

Especially when non-Californians make a bigger deal out of it than actual residents, you know, all 38 million of them.

And anyway, she's from New York.

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Especially when non-Californians make a bigger deal out of it than actual residents, you know, all 38 million of them.

I think California definitely has more value to the rest of the country than the South, for example (I could do without Texas and the Bible Belt). :)
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I leave for a week and this is what I come back to? :lol:

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I had no idea she was from New York.

Meh, according to Gore it's going to disappear into the ocean anyway so problem solved there.

Now if we could just find some way to 'off' Cali, we'd be in good shape.

FWIW, and just so you're not jealous, I don't much like Alaska either. Not really sure why *shrugs* maybe we can eventually address it too.

(Obviously I'm kidding, for those of you that couldn't figure it out)

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