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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEO...-11-13-12-04-38

GAUHATI, India (AP) -- With Rwanda off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of ... drunken elephants in India.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network's Web site.

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Yet another useless cause, taken up by yet another useless celebrity...

And people wonder why the majority of america thinks California possesses no value at all to us.

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drunk elephants are funny. There is a fruit that they sometimes eat that ferments in their stomachs making them drunk.

Hilton is a waste of everyone's time.

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I can't stand it. She's SUCH a FREAKIN' moron. I can't believe she's doing this. Actually, I can.

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I heard that Indian farmers have a big problem with elephants on the fields. One response to this that I saw on TV was farmers who string up ropes at elephant head height smeared with a mixture of crude oil and tobacco. Apparently the elephants don't like that smell.

Mmmmm gotta get me some crude oil and tobacco mix. Sounds good!

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She should take up the cause for providing plenty of maps to Americans so we know where to find South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as.

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Yet another useless cause, taken up by yet another useless celebrity...

And people wonder why the majority of america thinks California possesses no value at all to us.

Especially when non-Californians make a bigger deal out of it than actual residents, you know, all 38 million of them.

And anyway, she's from New York.

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drunk elephants are funny. There is a fruit that they sometimes eat that ferments in their stomachs making them drunk.

Hilton is a waste of everyone's time.

she has some value if you think of her as an animated blow up doll

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Especially when non-Californians make a bigger deal out of it than actual residents, you know, all 38 million of them.

I think California definitely has more value to the rest of the country than the South, for example (I could do without Texas and the Bible Belt). :)
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Your head is fine, but hers imploded years ago after too much partying when she should have been studying.

I dunno...my head is still kinda stupified. Every day I look at a page that has AP's top stories for the day on it. I still have no idea why this story was there.
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I leave for a week and this is what I come back to? :lol:

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Why can't she champion a real cause like Manbearpig?

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Why can't she champion a real cause like Manbearpig?

Excelsior!

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I can only wonder what her teachers are thinking. :nono:

Probably that a child got left behind?

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I think California definitely has more value to the rest of the country than the South, for example (I could do without Texas and the Bible Belt). :)

I live in Texas ya know <_<

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I had no idea she was from New York.

Meh, according to Gore it's going to disappear into the ocean anyway so problem solved there.

Now if we could just find some way to 'off' Cali, we'd be in good shape.

FWIW, and just so you're not jealous, I don't much like Alaska either. Not really sure why *shrugs* maybe we can eventually address it too.

(Obviously I'm kidding, for those of you that couldn't figure it out)

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Meh, according to Gore it's going to disappear into the ocean anyway so problem solved there.

She will fly off and live on Mount Everest.

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