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There's always pickle juice. Why so glum, when there's pickle juice?

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Odd you mention pickles. I wanted one this morning, but we didn't have any. I meant to stop and pick a jar up after work, but completely forgot. How am I supposed to enjoy a hamburger without a beer? Or pickles for that matter?

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What about some of that Poon Tang?

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Well there's a mystery. Why give thumb's up when he can't even see his peen?

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I liken beer to carbonated piss.

That is because you have never had a good beer I'd imagine. Good beers are far different than your typical Anheuser-Busch/Miller/Coors garbage.

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There's always pickle juice.

or Windex.

Former Massachusetts Governor Dukakis' wife drank that

when under close supervision while battling alcoholism.

Personally if I was married to him I'd drink Sulfuric Acid.

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Well OK but what if you were married to Hugh Jackman?

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That is because you have never had a good beer I'd imagine. Good beers are far different than your typical Anheuser-Busch/Miller/Coors garbage.

Actually I like Mexican beer and Canadian beer but don't like most American beers. There is a small brewery that produces Albita (SP?) beer down south, I like that, but that's about it for American beer.

I really love Dark German beer.

Chris :iroc-dragster:

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or Windex.

Former Massachusetts Governor Dukakis' wife drank that

when under close supervision while battling alcoholism.

Personally if I was married to him I'd drink Sulfuric Acid.

Alcoholiss/drug use is a sad thing. I remember Betty Ford and how hard it was for her to get clean.

I don't think your Mike's type. Although I still would rather have had Mike D than Bush Sr.

Chris

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Alcoholiss/drug use is a sad thing. I remember Betty Ford and how hard it was for her to get clean.

I don't think your Mike's type. Although I still would rather have had Mike D than Bush Sr.

Why are these ladies so unhappy? They're rolling in fame and dough.

Beer...maybe had a dozen beers...in my life. I'm probably allergic to the hops or barley, so that's a taste I'll never acquire.

Poon is ok, as long as you don't have to maintain it. Maybe, if like beer, you can pay $5 and get poon and then walk away when finished, that could be a good thing.

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I am not much for beer but I will have one of a nieghbor offers. If I run out of whiskey or rum then we have a problem. Or soda to mix said liquer with.

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