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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/cto/1382532163.html

Jdm civic hatch yo - $7000 (Pensacola)

Date: 2009-09-19, 3:07PM EDT

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I wanted to start by saying i love this car and have dedicated a lot of time oner it... not really but whatever. Now on the jdm stuff. Body wise, its white with pink mugen rota wheels on new knockoff ebay tires. I have a way too big ebay special 3 inch exhaust that sounds great when i hit vtec. I do have a motor swap that i paid professional japanese people to install just so it could be as close to jdm as i could get it. Motor is b18 which is a 1.9 liter , stock pistons, stock rods, stock crank, stock head, $h!ty valve cover, a way too bigger header with a t-66 mounted in the rear end, undercover valve cover so you cant tell its vtec(also jdm) and a big shot of nitrous. Vtec is very strong, engages at 2300 rpm's all the way up. I have a ebay 6 puck clutch thats jdm since it was made in japan and was also installed by japanese people. The only thing that is not jdm about my swap is that i let some vietnamese guy with long hair put my radiator in. interior? i have 2 seats, 1 steering wheel, a cluster so i know when vtec engages and doors closed. very lightweight for drifting, and of course... very jdm.(the japanese are very little people, so they like light cars) car runs great, is really low, is very jdm loud, and have many pink decals and sticks all the way around it. I have beaten many cars with this, b20 turbo hatch, gsr turbo hatch, lsvtec turbo hatch, type r turbo hatch, b16 turbo hatch, and a few v8's such as a ford crown victoria, ford f150, and a miata also.

Everything i purchased for this vehicle was either made in japan, or china... which is close enough to japan. 7k obo. i need money so i can jdm out my other car... a c6 corvette/ I also broke my virginity in this car... so that adds in value. You may need to clean the seats out tho. She was a pretty big bitch.

On to the pics.

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I have beaten many cars with this, b20 turbo hatch, gsr turbo hatch, lsvtec turbo hatch, type r turbo hatch, b16 turbo hatch, and a few v8's such as a ford crown victoria, ford f150, and a miata also.

Now there's something to be proud of! F-150 and a Crown Vic! And a V8 Miata!

I love this bit:

Everything i purchased for this vehicle was either made in japan, or china... which is close enough to japan.
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He want's to "JDM" a C6?

Good luck with that.... is he trying to make it slower?

Vtec kicks in at 2300? Spiffy.... just about all V8s and most V6es... even the pushrod ones... hit their torque peak about 1,000rpm ago.

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It's got Chinese part which are just as good as Japanese because Japan can see China from their house!

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Everything i purchased for this vehicle was either made in japan, or china... which is close enough to japan.

Buying Chinese commands a premium? Who knew?!

I also broke my virginity in this car... so that adds in value. You may need to clean the seats out tho. She was a pretty big bitch.

I was under the impression that jizz stains and fat chick sweat would lower resale.

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It's got Chinese part which are just as good as Japanese because Japan can see China from their house!

OMG, I so heard Tina Fey in my head when I read that!

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Lol, that line is my favorite ("Everything i purchased for this vehicle was either made in japan, or china... which is close enough to japan").

Geography WIN!

Definitely creative, and a winner for a car. Love the stock Integra steering wheel.

The funniest part is that is a B18B1 engine, which is a non-vtec engine (it's from a 94-97 Integra LS/RS/SE, based on the style of the valve cover - if my memory serves me). It's 1.8L as well. Certainly faster than the stock 1.5L that came in the car, if it runs. :-p

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Anyone get a screenshot of the ad? It's been flagged. :(

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What idiot drifts a front wheel drive car???

That pig is worth about $144 a ton at ACE Iron and Metal down south of Parsons.

Ace would be generous to give them that much...

Wow, what a POS...

Chris

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I do have a motor swap that i paid professional japanese people to install just so it could be as close to jdm as i could get it

wait im confused... are the people professional japanese as in "im a professional clown" occupation or japanese professional people... according to seigen they sound like professional "watch me burn this stupid american ding dong"... :lol:

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O...RLY!!??????:lol:
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This belongs on that best of Craigslist site. I like these lines-- 'I have a ebay 6 puck clutch thats jdm since it was made in japan and was also installed by japanese people. The only thing that is not jdm about my swap is that i let some vietnamese guy with long hair put my radiator in.'

What a goof.

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I think this was a joke ad guys.

No wonder he didn't respond when I asked him if he'd take $5,400 for it!

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