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Now this is just AWFUL...

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I saw the EXACT same treatment (maybe even the same damn rims.. I know the tires were the same) on a LaCrosse last year.. but it actually didn't look too bad..

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Gross.

I'm not sure what's worse, the horrible roof or the fact that I thought it was a Camry for a sec. there. :puke:

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Dsuupr:

Perhaps, I think this is the official ride of Dr. Cheesy. :yes:

(not an actual PhD)

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This madness must stop.

Fake convertible tops are OK on Buicks, but not Impalas. It just doesn't look right.

Some poor girl at my university drives a 97ish BEIGE Camry with a fake convertable top... The car looks like its got about 300k too cause the roof is all peeling. I feel sorry for her, its probably the ugliest car on campus :( .

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Fake convertible tops are OK on Buicks, but not Impalas. It just doesn't look right.

Well, it was bound to happen. Where did you think LeSabre buyers who couldn't afford the Lucerne would go?

Voila! Impala Delux!

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I hope they also make a "Presidential BiCentenial Anniversary Brougham Royale" edition!

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You guys act surprised. I see crap like this all the time down here. Usually its a DeVille, Town Car, or Grand Marquis. To think most of these ridiculous cars are base models, so you've got someone with the dressiest cloth-benched, 4-speakered, cassette-decked Grand Marquis in town. Impressive.

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There's someone who has a Black 00-05 Impala with a black vinyal roof, chrome trim everywhere that's possible to put some (around the windows, windshield wipers, wheel arches, ect.) Crappy chrome 15" hubcaps, and that fade window tint (gold-black). I fell really sick, if I had looked at it for longer than the 5 seconds I saw it I probly would have :puke:

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Oh my... My stomach's heaving! :puke:

We have laws against molestation... And I believe they should also apply to cars.

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You guys act surprised. I see crap like this all the time down here.

Not surprised, just dissapointed that even the new redesigned Impala already has a new this aftermarket garbage waiting for it at new Chevy dealers. The dealerships that make like $600-$800 per unit on this garbage are the ones to blame... they slap this $h! on everything.

I sold a brand new black 2003 Malibu to a lady who said the tan carrige top was what sold her on the car. That was the only time I ever remember selling a car and a customer being thrilled about a fake top of some sort.

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That top is kind of crappy looking but I think its the crappy color of the car and the cheap rims . I like the Vogue tires though. and an actual vynil top contured with the roof line of the car wouldnt look so bad . FYI those tops are called simcon's (simulated convertible)

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Disgusting. Amazing that people will spend money to make something ugly. Then again, not everyone can have taste like the rest of us.

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I can only imagine that there are new Lucernes and DTSes out there done this way... (I've seen a couple CTSes and STSes with this special 'fogeyluxo' treatment..

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Ohh, I wish these things were illegal. Leave the STS's sensuous silhouette alone, let the subtle grace of the Lucerne be!

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Anyone remember the '80s cars with the factory padded tops... my dad had a couple Lincoln Town Car Signature Series w/ 1/2 padded tops, first an '84 then an '88 (similar to this one on ebay which has only 39k miles). Kinda gaudy, but smooth and cushy. I used to drive his to high school occasionally back in the day...

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