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no. its a big trend. is it right? wrong? safe?

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Hmm...never heard of that. Since I can't see my pooper, I don't know what color it is. I have taken care of the insides, though, with Colon Blow <tm>

Colon Blow

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i just CANNOT believe i picked today to check in on you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL

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i just CANNOT believe i picked today to check in on you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL

Should anyone be suprised at anything posted here? If this board reflects a typical GM buyer, the general public should problably RUN and not walk to the nearest Honda dealer for their next car.

Chris

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Should anyone be suprised at anything posted here? If this board reflects a typical GM buyer, the general public should problably RUN and not walk to the nearest Honda dealer for their next car.

Chris

True enough... it's a scary place to the uninitiated, no doubt.

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i just CANNOT believe i picked today to check in on you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL

blame lightninggal

do you happen to know anything about this procedure? ?

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Hmm...never heard of that. Since I can't see my pooper, I don't know what color it is. I have taken care of the insides, though, with Colon Blow <tm>

Colon Blow

does it work? ;) i see you can get some free t shirts!

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Going by the subject line, what, prey tell, are the other cosmetic procedures?

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Okay then... the real surprise is that Satty did NOT start this thread...

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Okay then... the real surprise is that Satty did NOT start this thread...

No doubt we'll see his "end" in it though.

Chris

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I heard of anal bleaching. My understanding is that some people get a dark coloration of the skin in that special area and this said coloring turns off some people.

What is rimming?

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Well I'll be kith my ath... Harley, you're a grown man and you don't know what that ith? Are you theriouth?:huh:

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Dubs on an Olds?

(JUst Kidding)

Chris

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does it work? ;) i see you can get some free t shirts!

It worked pretty well..... I did get one of the free t-shirts. The name of the product reminded me of 'Colon Blast', which was used to amusing affect in the movie 'Van Wilder'..

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If rimming burns, you are doing something horrible, horribly wrong.

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Dubs on an Olds?

(Just Kidding)

Chris

Hey now! You might be onto something here. Maybe if this is what we called it when we were referring to cars with ridiculous dubs, it would shame people out of it.

Rimming = rollin on dubs

Rim Job = getting ridiculous dubs put on your car

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All of a sudden those gently used 22 spinners I wuz gonna

throw on Julie's 500SEC seem less appealing. :P

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I just rimmed my La Femme?

I just rimmed my Ranger?

I just rimmed my Matador?

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I just rimmed my Matador?

I suggest you never say this out loud to another human being who speaks the same language as you.

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I suggest you never say this out loud to another human being who speaks the same language as you.

andddddddd i just fell off the couch laughing!

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I was under the impression that discoloration of the anus would've been avoided simply by proper wipeage.

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I was under the impression that discoloration of the anus would've been avoided simply by proper wipeage.

A bidet also would help with that, or the occasional pressure wash and wax.

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What if you Rim a VW "Thing" You may be in for a bunch of surprises.

This thread is freakin' hilarious...gods I love C&G.

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For those who don't know, here is a slightly disturbing definition:

What is rimming?

...the partner with the active tongue is at risk for contracting intestinal parasites that can cause serious health problems.

Edited by Dodgefan

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For those who don't know, here is a slightly disturbing definition:

Ugh...sounds like they need to use a tongue condom.

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I've been waiting to use this one, and after laughing so hard I feel it's time to use it:

legendarythreadlk3.jpg

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Don't know what anal bleaching is like, but I imagine it would be similar to the morning after... eating spicy foods.

Edited by empowah

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I don't know, it just seems odd to me that I might need sunglasses when the moon's out.

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I don't know, it just seems odd to me that I might need sunglasses when the moon's out.

"I always loved that one"

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Hey now! You might be onto something here. Maybe if this is what we called it when we were referring to cars with ridiculous dubs, it would shame people out of it.

Rimming = rollin on dubs

Rim Job = getting ridiculous dubs put on your car

Sadly, that Body shop that builds these cars here in Columbus just claimed another GM victim (71 Cutlass) the last time I drove by.

People really have no shame.

Oh, well...maybe someone will buy it and restore it and put it back "right" someday.

Chris

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oh the mental picture I just got.....

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I think I just got the same mental picture...I'm sitting here at the computer in the library turning red and laughing my ass off at the same time.

Chris

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Apparently there's another related procedure...NIPPLE BLEACHING! For people who think their nipples are too dark??? Some people should just spend their money on therapy...

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Apparently there's another related procedure...NIPPLE BLEACHING! For people who think their nipples are too dark??? Some people should just spend their money on therapy...

oh, good talking point....

since you brought it up.....

light pink

dark pink

light brown

so yeah, the dark brown ones, I could see where it would be nice to lighten those up a bit.

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Next up will be Anal Singeing . That's right folks, a layer of napalm on your pooper with a 2 second shot from a flame thrower to remove those unwanted butt hairs/ It's the next big thing!

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Next up will be Anal Singeing . That's right folks, a layer of napalm on your pooper with a 2 second shot from a flame thrower to remove those unwanted butt hairs/ It's the next big thing!

I'd go for that; dingleberries are a pain in the ass.

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I'd go for that; dingleberries are a pain in the ass.

I think you'd have a far greater pain in your ass after the procedure. :P

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