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Quote of the Day

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We've got dozens of other dumb threads, why not another?

This thread is dedicated to those little quotes that make your day. Maybe someone says something so stupid, it makes you smile to think about it. Maybe its something so profound, or maybe its something so insanely funny that you think you're going to asphyxiate from laughing.

Here is mine:

"Why? I dont even like camping"

--A girl I know after I told her she was getting a dutch oven

for her birthday.

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Not a quote, but a conversation with my super cheap friend..made me LOL

David says:

civic was flooded

David says:

did u hear?

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

flooded?

David says:

last week's rain was enought to wet the interior

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

oh

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

yeah

David says:

and it stinks

David says:

now the O2 sensor needs replacement

David says:

the shop wanted $329

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

LOL

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

the part costs like 10 bucks

David says:

I went to advanceauto and got it for $55

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

or 55

David says:

new

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

it's a Honda

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

so it's more expensive

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

i forgot

David says:

will install it myself

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

well yeah

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

it's easy

David says:

but we had to pay $45 to get a reading on the pop up light

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

LOL

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

you can get it free at autozone

David says:

they will test it?

David says:

for free?

Kimura™ the Dodgefan says:

yup

David says:

FUKING ASS

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DF - I have no earthly idea what you were trying to describe above.

-- -- -- -- --

I am currently driving my family nuts with this :

"He's sleigh-riding now!"

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I have a goatee right now. I was at my mom's on Thursday. She said, "I like your little face thing. What do they call that, a mullet? :confused0071:
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DF - I have no earthly idea what you were trying to describe above.

-- -- -- -- --

I am currently driving my family nuts with this :

"He's sleigh-riding now!"

It was a conversation on msn messenger. He's one of those ultra cheap people who doesn't like to spend any money if he can avoid it. Apparently the check engine light came on his sister's Civic, and they paid $45 to find out what it was, only for me to tell him they do free scans at Autozone.

I know, not really a quote, but I haven't heard any good ones lately, and it made me laugh.

Well there is one...see how many of you know what it's from..

"But I poop from there"

"Not right now you don't."

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me - "hey man what weighs more, a ounce of feathers or an ounce of gold?"

coworker - "duhh they weigh the same..."

coworker - "... wonder how much an ounce of gold weighs..."

another instnace...

coworker - "man have u tried these banana chips? its strange, they taste like banana's, but they crunch like a chip"

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>>"That is a F*CKING awesome ride in your signature!!! "<<

Kicks ass, don't she? P-59.

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Another quote, this one from high school:

"So do I just have to walk up to the White House and ask for an application for President?"

That has since, amongst my friends from that era, become the standard way of over-simplifying things.

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My girlfriend: So, if you can go randomly, anywhere in the state (NY) where would you go?

Me (just choosing for no reason): Buffalo?

Her: NO! i said in NY, Dumbass!

:P

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Had a couple of gems at the office today.

"I will fart in your mouth"--thats actually a great way to get someone to quit being annoying

"Is it just me or does that guy smell Amish?"

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From High School, circa 1995 or so... (spoken by airhead brunette)

"Vietnam was a WAR not a country!"

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Watching a car auction once with a friend. An old pickup truck comes on the block that has pieces of wood inlaid into its bed - so you could slide items in and not scratch the metal. She sees this and says:

"If I ever get a truck, I'm going to get somebody to put wood in my box!"

She didn't like it when I told her I'd do it for her.

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co-worker at UPS

~ "I'm 2/16th Lithuanian"

ME: oh, so you're 1/8th?

~ "Yes, except I had a great-granmother

& also a great-greatfather from there so

that's TWO-sixteenth..."

:rolleyes:

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DVDA!!!!!! i had to explain that to a girl the other day.... she seemed creepishly interested! :unsure:

Now I'm afraid to ask what it is....

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oh... my..... god

satty? that bucket list you mentioned in another thread? heres your goal!

Triple-Double

:blink:

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Hey now, we have a couple of frot boys here as long-time members. Don't make fun of them!
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