Satty

BOOBS AND ALCOHOL!

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Mardi Gras pub crawl tonight! If I post anything really retarded, its probably because someone forgot to take my phone away from me before we hit the bars.

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So far, this thread fails.

I hope you can redeem yourself.

If I don't see a NWS tag in the thread title before the end of the night, then I think a mandatory suspension is in order.

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Actually, I should make this a survey. Which is better, boobs or alcohol? Both are pretty cool.

Oh, and I was joking about the pics, I'm not 68, I'm not going to start taking pictures of random women and posting them on the internet, thats mega-creepy.

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Actually, I should make this a survey. Which is better, boobs or alcohol? Both are pretty cool.

No, Satty, this is a super easy question.

Jiggly boobs dancing in your face (opening sequence to "Basic Instinct," sans icepick) is cool.

As I drive past a Busch brewery or am in the Napa wine country, I'm thinking "with people like me, they would all be out of business" because I find alcohol to be the most useless of purchases. (Not a Mormo, but Catholic, so we can drink, so that's not it). So alcohol, to me, is not cool.

Happy Mardi Gras.

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OMG :rotflmao:

When I saw that you had posted, I didn't have to read it to wonder how you'd vote...and was picturing this!

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Funny thing, when a girl has a little hair around her nips it's a turnoff, but on a guy, a little hair around the nips is a turnON. Why is that?
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Duke Nukem 3D, the Abyss level!

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Boobs are awesome. The pub crawl was not. First of all, it was freaking cold, about 20 degrees when we got there. Secondly, I made the mistake of parking across the street from the gay bar, so when my 6'3, 207 pounds of pure, shaved head sexiness got out of the Cooper, I had dudes propositioning me from across the street. Then all the good bars were packed to the point we couldn't get any booze. The crappy bars were all empty and had awful bands. Our 3rd wheel couldn't find a guy to go home with so we had to take her home, by that time I was tired and didn't feel like driving to her neck of the woods. But here is the worst part. The boobs weren't plentiful. There were some here and there, but they were all fat chicks. Or horses that learned to stand upright. Or those dumb women who think that being old automatically makes them a cougar.

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The boobs weren't plentiful. There were some here and there, but they were all fat chicks. Or horses that learned to stand upright. Or those dumb women who think that being old automatically makes them a cougar.

Things become seriously depressing when there's no boob EXCITEMENT!!!!!

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I had a bunch of beads, my fiancee flashed me in an alley, I told her she wasn't getting any 'cause I've seen her boobs plenty of times.

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KUDOS to satty for this thread. You cannot find TWO better topics. NO BETTER subject matter.

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Are you serious?:AH-HA_wink:
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but they were all fat chicks.

FAT chicks = impotence

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Are you serious?:AH-HA_wink:

well, b00bs, alcohol, and maybe pizza, or nachos, or steak. Or BBQ pork sandwiches.

dead serious though. At least for me, think of all the things you think about more than b00bies. Not much.

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reg, ol' buddy, it's me, remember? There are lots of things I think about before b00bs. I'm certainly not saying they're bad, I just don't think about them. You guys enjoy them to your hearts' content, though. Motorboat!
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BRUMSKI!

c'mon blu. i know even the guy guys like b00bies too. EVERYONE LOVES B00BIES! one of my girlfriends even confirmed it.

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I'm a motorboatin son-of-a-bitch who loves a nice cold beer. There's my answer.

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If only boobs dispensed beer instead of milk...<_<

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If only boobs dispensed beer instead of milk...<_<

Speaking of, i heard that if you were to get your girlfriend to drink enough beer, their boobs will get bigger. Something in it mimics estrogen or something... course this works for guys as well.

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