ocnblu

The Haircut

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ocnblu    733

Uh huh, so... I went to The Haircuttery to get a haircut. A young, winsome Goth chick I hadn't seen there before led me to her chair and asked me how I wanted it cut. I told her I usually get a high fade, 1 on the bottom, tapering into a 6 on top. Her sweet little face frowned, actually, her whole body sort of wilted.

"You don't want me to use the scissors?"

That second, I looked down at her backpack on the floor and noticed (with what must have been an audible gasp) a button pinned to it.

"Is that Edward Scissorhands?" :unsure:

"Yes", she said, with a bit of embarrassment, and a bit of defiant pride.

I shut up. I was trapped. Everything else is a blur. It'll grow back, I guess. I hope.

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AAS    13

Lesson number 1: Never let a woman do a man's hair cut. It never works.

I was about to say how only women have cut my hair since the early 90's, and I prefer it... But come to think of it, the best haircut I've got in the past year was from a guy.

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Enzora    0

I think it's a sign that you need a new haircut. Post a pic of the carnage, and we can have a photoshop contest to find that perfect look for you.

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trinacriabob    21

Lesson number 1: Never let a woman do a man's hair cut. It never works.

I don't see many guys working at Great Clips. And I do like my Great Clips coupon when it comes in the coupon pack. Bottom line: chicks have cut my hair about 90+% of the time.

About paying a lot: The worst f*c*i*g haircuts I have ever gotten were at these name chi-chi salons in Florence, Italy where my cousins went. The worst, bar none, and they cost 2x as much as what I pay here. Plus, with the kind of hair I have, you can hide the mistakes, so I will not pay over $ 12 for a haircut.

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Croc    268

HA! No, no extensions; my hair grows like a weed. Just a really good cut and color. You really can't tell it isn't natural unless you know; that's why it costs so much.

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*chuckles*

This reminds me of "The Haircut Song" by Ray Stevens....

'Oh lord, for these haircuts we are about to receive ... '

He he he

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tmp    2

Ah, color. In that case, you're getting off cheap.

I gave up on color when I broke up with my last BF (who was and is a brilliant colorist). My hair grows too fast to keep up without live-in help.

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Croc    268

I'm not getting off too cheaply. I have it done back in Indianapolis, not LA. The girl who cuts my hair now is a damn good colorist, so I'm not going to let anyone else touch it. It's just so hard to find someone who knows how to cut curly hair...

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Cory Wolfe    263

Poor Ocn...

Anyways, it's pretty hard to mess up my haircut. I always get the same thing... "Just cut it short". Easy. Simple. Seriously hard to f@#k up. :lol::P But some do, to my amazement. Sometimes, though, I just feel like saying "Have fun with it... do what you think would look good". :D

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Croc    268

"Have fun with it... do what you think would look good". :D

That's what I generally do. I give Liz some general guidelines and tell her the approximate color I'm going for...and then tell her to be creative. She hasn't let me down yet!

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regfootball    234

a straight like me enjoys a woman haircutter for more than the cut, although there's usually not much upstairs in dem girls; but its the occasional 'rub' that can compensate for the 25% chance of a bad haircut.

Edited by regfootball

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Nick    31

Croc:

You're young right? Why do you need to have your hair colored?

Personally, I have a lot of hair and it grows fast, though I get my hair done once a month. I usually pay 40 bucks for a trim. My stylist is a milf and her assistant is this young, hot piece of ass and she gives me an awesome massage when she is washing my hair.

I think I could use a style change though...I'm starting to grow tired of my look...I need something new and fresh.

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