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YOUR TOP 10 DORKMOBILES

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self explanatory. the 10 most dorkiest vehicles you can buy today

Honda Fit

Honda Ridgeline

Honda Civic

Kia Rondo

Toyota Corolla

Toyota Yaris

Toyota Prius

Toyota Highlander (07)

Toyota Tundra

Subaru Forester

honorable mention

Subaru Outback Wagon

Hyundai Elantra

Hyundai Santa Fe

Hyundai Veracruz (don't believe the hype, its a turd)

Hyundai Azera

Kia Optima

Honda CRV

Dodge shortwheelbase caravan without tinted windows

Buick Terrazza

Nissan Quest (i hate to do it, but it still is dorky)

Toyota Tacoma

any wonder these are almost exclusively, ahem, .......

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Hey, I like the Outback wagon.

Add the Beetle to that list. Oh and the T100

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Why the Subaru Forester? I know a guy who had one with the 2.5 turbo. Modded that thing to STi spec...it hauled ass and handled very well actually. It was always a big joke with him...changed around the badge letters to say "Fartbus" but that thing would move. Looked alright too. It was white with decent rims and performance/lowering springs and a better front grill.

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because the forester looks nerdy and is driven mostly by nerds

rondo takes the cake though. highlander's not too far off.

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because the forester looks nerdy and is driven mostly by nerds

rondo takes the cake though. highlander's not too far off.

:lol: You have absolutely no room to comment on the looks of a car, Mr. Aztek.
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Most of the above and the Suzuki Aerio or whatever the hell it's called. Plus the Toyota Echo...that rolling breadbox.

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The Caliber keeps looking more and more dorky.

The Focus is pretty dorky in wagon form.

I dont feel like thinking of 8 more.

Ok, 1 more, Suzuki X90

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Nothing says I have been stripped of my manhood more than a 1994 Mercury Capri

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A far cry from this Capri

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If I had to come up with a list of current vehicles...

Cars:

Chevrolet Malibu

Chrysler Sebring

Jeep Compass

Kia Amanti

Kia Rio

Saturn Ion

Scion xB/xD

Suzuki Aerio

Toyota Prius

Volvo V70

Trucks/SUVs/minivans/crossovers:

Buick Terraza/Chevrolet Uplander/Saturn Relay

Dodge Dakota/Mitsubishi Raider

Ford Freestar

Ford Freestyle/Mercury Monterey

Honda CRV

Honda Element

Jeep Commander

Mazda B series

Nissan Armada

Toyota Tundra

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aerio hatch is dorky, but i can live with the sedan.

xD is alright. xB is just barely reasonable enough to not fall into the dorky class, IMHO> barely.

the aztek is QUIRKY. not dorky. besides, reread my first post, you can't buy an aztek anymore. it's gotta be something in new showrooms now!

caliber and focus wagon? I can see that.

bias? i only have bias against dorky cars.

I forgot the AMANTI!!!!!!!!! argh!

hey, as long as we all agree.....the tundra is dorky!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dude, the Ford 500 is like Dork Central. It comes with a set of taped-together coke bottle glasses in the glovebox. :AH-HA_wink:
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Obviously, ten just isn't enough.

I agree with just about every car mentioned in this thread.

We live in dorky times.

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Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

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Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

:lol:

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Suzuki Verona

Hyundai Elantra

Toyota Corolla

Toyota Yaris

Nissan Versa

Aveo hatch <sedan is ok>

any GM minivan

C-class coupe <rich dork... but still dork>

Suzuki Forenza

Kia Rondo <whatever>

Honda CRV

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Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

Hey, that's not what the cool kids at the school where I teach think about me! :angry::lol:
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Toyota Camry 4 Cylinder - well any actually.

Scion xA

Jeep Compass

Pontiac G5

Dodge Neon

VW Beetle

Honda Fit

Kia Rondo - Any Kia.

Chevrolet Aveo

Nissan Altima

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Aurora

Monte Carlo

Millennia

Fusion

Colorado

Silverado

3-series

Sky

Grand Prix

Regal

I've heard that the people who own those kind of cars have nothing better to do with their spare time than go on the internet and talk about cars... DORKS!

:AH-HA_wink:

From the guy who says to be nice to me. :(:lol:

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From the guy who says to be nice to me. :(:lol:

I can hunt him down, C Eh N Eh D Eh, is not that big and most people live within 100 miles from the US border anyway. Besides we already know his city! :AH-HA_wink:

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Dude, the Ford 500 is like Dork Central. It comes with a set of taped-together coke bottle glasses in the glovebox. :AH-HA_wink:

you can't buy the 500 anymore either.....so there!

i can send your glasses back to you if you want.............

The LaCrosse is pretty dorky, IMHO. For GM iron.

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The LaCrosse is pretty dorky, IMHO. For GM iron.

Hey now! I'm most-likely getting one of those! Or a Regal. :angry:

Being that I have to get a car sooner than planned, which cuts into my Lucerne savings.

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These three must fight for the title.

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Nothing says "I'm thirty-five, a virgin, and live with my mom" more than a Festiva, Echo, or Yaris.

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Prius

Insight

ION

SC2

Echo

Yaris

Smart Fortwo

VW New Beetle

L300

Saab 900

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