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I think I may have written an estimate yesterday for one of Nos' aunts.

Her last name: "Purvee". The first 3 letters in her license plate: "EWE".

I once had a regular customer at my job in MD with the name "Lucius Butt". :blink:

Do you know, or have you heard of any real people with embarrassing names?

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Anyone with the last name Cazzo is really kinda $h! outta luck. (it means f@#k or prick depending on usage)

My dad had a lab partner whose last name was Lip$h!z.

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Richard Head. No Joke.

Pretty good at football too, If I remember right....

Called him Rich if you were smart... :lol:

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Richard Dix

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What, you wouldn't want to be confused for one of these?

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Someone (I didn't know) that went my school has the name Justin Case

A buddy of mine with the last name of Cass, has sometimes been suggested by others that he should name his kid Jack.

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I went to elementary school with a kid named Noah Balls. His father was (I kid you not) Harold.

-RBB

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Oh, I forgot this one. My mother grew up with some poor kid named Harry Nutt. You don't even have to chage that one at all...

This isn't a name of a person, but it's almost as bad. My university (McMaster) had a residence called Bates. Yes, like the hotel. That's not the funny part though. They answered the phone, "McMaster, Bates residence". If you don't get it, say it quickly aloud.

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Well, if we're getting into unfortunately-named dorms, I have to include UNC's two all-female residence halls.

Manly and Aycock.

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My mom's side of the family is named Couzzi (pronounced koo-zee....though, at one time I believe it was pronounced differently way back in the day)...But my uncle's name is Joe...I guess it's not really unfortunate, but people he knew would sometimes slur it together and say "Jacuzzi"...

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my mom knew a woman named judy budy. im not sure of the spelling, but the ast name is pronounced "boodee". thats nothing, tho, i got you all beat.

i work with a guy named Dick, not Richard, Meunsch. Dick. Meunsch.

the mans name is DickMunch. im serious. look, this is my serious face.

and, he has a lazy eye. they call him "one eye dick". nice guy, too.

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OCN:

Uou stole my thread idea! :P

No seriously as some of you know I come inot contact with

THOUSANDS of names between my full time and part time

job so I have a whole list going... I've got about 300 or so

written down that are funny, some in a raunchy or horrible

way otehrs that just have a funny ring to them or rhyme.

Here's some of my top favorites, these are 100% REAL names:

(off the top of my head, the list is at home)

- Anal Bahts

- Oral Plummer

- Han Fuk

- Harry Bush (I've run into more than one)

- Harry Ball Jr. [he's a Junior so you KNOW there's TWO Harry Balls]

(a friend of a friend...)

and a really cool name that I think is BOSS:

- Thomas Wackerfuss

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My mom's side of the family is named Couzzi (pronounced koo-zee....though, at one time I believe it was pronounced differently way back in the day)...But my uncle's name is Joe...I guess it's not really unfortunate, but people he knew would sometimes slur it together and say "Jacuzzi"...

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What part of Italy is your family from?

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I laughed so much at some of those names that everybody at the office must think I'm crazy, haha!

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Richard Head. No Joke.

Pretty good at football too, If I remember right....

Called him Rich if you were smart... :lol:

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I went to college with a Richard Head...he went by Dick.. no joke.

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Haywood Jablowme

Amanda Hugginkiss

I. P. Freely

Hugh Jass

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There was a guy in the L.A. phone book when I was a kid:

Max Wax

He eventually went unlisted. :lol:

Seriously, had a whole bunch of great sounding ethnic names growing up that didn't mean much, but just sounded very colorful.

Anybody with the first name Richard is asking for trouble. So is Michael Hunt....and that one had best be unlisted. :lol:

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well i know one kid named Benjamin Anna... goes by Ben... yes thats right... Ben Anna

and this one...most people dont believe me when i tell them this... but im entirely serious... i knew a kid... Ben... last name Dover... pretty standard... BUT when i met his sister it all went downhill... her name... Eileen

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Worked with a women once named Anita Mann, = I need a man. Don't people think when they name thier kids?

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Or they do think, and think it's too funny not to do it.

Ever heard of Child Abuse? This could be a new form. :lol:

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